Trump’s hiding behind a bush, avoiding the press. A small three year old waddles behind the bush, looking for eggs. “Get outta here kid. This is my spot! Shoo! Shoo!” The child laughs, then points to her basket of candy. Trump looks in the basket. “This is some primo shit, kid. Sure, I’ll take it if you don’t want…

As a reality TV story producer in post, I promise you the responsibility for shit like this goes to Network execs giving notes and not bad editing.

Yeah she’s my favorite, seems to have a grasp on the relative craziness of the experience and doesn’t let littlr things get to her.

I’m no professional, but he sounds like he can’t open his mouth all the way; the whistle-y quality to his speech and his issues with sibilants sounds just like a person who has poorly fitted dentures. I think a podcaster I listen to nailed it when she posited he had new veneers that were too big for his mouth.

I’d have to agree - due to the ham-handed editing last night she did come off as way more sympathetic - adding credence to a very sick, or possibly dead, key producer (JK). It was TERRIBLE. And I LOVED the women’s collective attitude towards forced volleyball. That was one of the most real things I’ve ever seen on…

He’s not even hot.

God, yes, the editing was awful. I didn’t understand why everyone was crying. Like I get that the producers want to show the drama but it has to be earned - you have to actually show the shit that creates the drama for us to be interested! And also there’s just too much crying. I couldn’t believe scenes from next…

Any speech pathologists out there that can identify Nick’s speech impediment?

Just hoping she is on Bachelor in Paradise!!!! She was one of the few with humor and personality. And I believed her when she says she hates crying/doesnt cry, becasue she wouldn’t let herself be filmed.

Look I agree Nick is a jackass, and that Corinne has no business being there. But DLo had the most annoying nervous laugh I’ve ever heard and said “like” between every word. I’m happy she’s gone.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

Pamela Anderson is dating Julian Assange?

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

If you’re not against him you’re for him.

The last time Ed Sheeran claimed he wasn’t popular in high school someone from his school in the comments replied “If by not popular he means that he had loads of friends, was well liked and dated frequently, and was invited to all of the parties thrown by the kids who were popular then yes. I guess he was unpopular.”

I was drugged in college and the last thing I remember is my friend screaming at the guys following us to leave us alone before totally blacking out. After two beers. The photos from the night are not things I remember doing. Being fully clothed and speaking coherent sentences doesn’t mean she wasn’t drugged.

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