Wouldn’t it be great if this shitstorm resulted in the couple getting a mountain of swag? We can call it “One Million Waffle Irons.”

Someone I know and who I think is a great guy posted a meme on FB today that was similar-

I was all prepared to be *pissed* at the dude for sharing his wife’s health data in some sort of patriarchal/puritanical move - eg. must know and control everything about her body. But he genuinely thought the thing was broken and was just looking for some tech advice! This actually seems like a sweet story, rather…

Thanks! We’re pretty stoked, and hopeful that it “takes.” Stick around and wreck my heartbeat, lil’ chickpea.

I’ll never forget the junior prom.

I prefer to find out about pregnancy the old fashioned way, in the middle of excruciating labor in a deserted alley way, as punishment for my sins of the flesh.

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

My fitbit told me that my heart rate increases 10-20 beats per minute when it’s lunch time. I like food.

Wait, so did she know yet? Also, as a newly pregnant, WTF does being stuffed crust pizza do to one’s heartbeat?!

This is a well-written, thought-provoking article.

i am beginning my personal transformation into a lifestyle blogger as we speak

What’s the problem? The one guy was in the middle of an ADONIS. SHRED. I mean, you’re welcome, Norwegian chick amiright? And just on the off chance she wouldn’t like it (but I mean say what?!) they drugged her first so she wouldn’t even feel it so it doesn’t really count anyway right? ...Sorry I’m gagging on my own…

Yes. Women already die and are injured in childbirth, and a vaginal opening that has been sewn shut makes it much much more likely there will be severe tearing and infection. FGM also prevents sexual pleasure (all of the guys I’ve fucked could come whether they’re cut or uncut) and also causes a lot of pain, tearing…

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that he had some underlying heart condition, since he died a mile into the race and had probably only eaten 2 donuts at that point.

How many times does this have to happen? Is there some sort of acceptable number of dead children that I don't know about? I feel awful for everyone involved.

On the one hand I’m hesitant to play Monday morning quarterback on this, but the other hand is saying “for fucks sake, how many cops need to shoot people for dubious reasons before everything is approached with suspicion”? (Which approaching with suspicion seems to be the way the police themselves approach it, given…

Me three. Feedly just isn’t the same.

This is one of those amazing true stories that I would criticize for being too far fetched if I had seen it in a fictional movie first.

When they shut down Google Reader I made this.