“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Isn’t the whole point of going on a cruise to hook up with some random guy/girl and then never see them again?

“based on a road trip that Jackson took with Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando after the September 11 attacks.”

Hold on a sec.. WHAT? That just sounds crazy interesting.

If that’s the case, they should hire Rachel Dolezal as a consultant.

It’s kind of a shame the article couldn’t have been assigned to someone who was actually interested. Then we could share our excitement with them.

How I envy/fear/am perplexed by the 1% that has never heard of Donald Trump.

My sister accidentally sent me to a scientologist rehab (for substance abuse) and I can attest to the fact that they actually do the “feel my hands,” then you say “thank you.” It was a HORRIBLE 4 months but I saved all the books and workbooks to write a memoir/tell all thing. Also don’t get me started on what they…

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

ding ding ding

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

He was resting in his trailer when Travolta walked in to give him a Scientology “touch assist.” Using his index finger, he touched Kleiser in various places as he said, over and over, “Feel my finger.”

Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

I met a guy at a party recently. He kept striking up a conversation with me even though it was clear (to me) that I wasn’t interested. At first, he said “wow - you’re a tough nut to crack!”, then “you seem so reserved - it must be difficult to get to know you, but I want to try! Say, Tuesday night?” (I said no). A…

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

Boy do I hate being a man right about now...we are assholes and murderers...

Uh, no. Not everyone can act. Don’t insult those of us who are trained and trying to make it in this business.

My favorite underemployed actor hosts trivia night an my local bar. People went CRAZY when his McDonald’s commercial aired on the TV behind him. It was such an L.A. moment.

I actually really appreciate this article’s use of “underemployed” vs “unemployed". It's respectful to artists who are usually constantly working at something but not making enough money at their art. Thanks!

Uber markets itself as simpler and cheaper than cabs because you don't need to tip. If they've changed their pricing scheme to the point where tipping is now necessary to make any money, they need to make that clear!