My aunt’s good friend is due... in January? I think. She attributed her missed period to pre-menopause/menopause. WRONG. Her kids will have quite the age gap.

Would you rather they not change their minds at all?

Meanwhile, Starlite is alive and well and not impacted by the planes. :) #lovetheirmules

Wait, she has a national certification... but the national certification doesn’t allow her to teach at the school because they receive federal funding?

It’s not that I don’t get that the state has different requirements, it just seems... extra odd.

Right there with you...

I got Dolly Dearest and just that picture is going to give me nightmares.

Um, nope.

Bahaha! I was thinking more icy hot/essential oils and did not even consider the sexy time repercussions. Definitely potential upside. (Except probably not, haha)

But we don’t know if he’s “the actual bad guy.” I’m gunna go ahead and agree on the condoms. Sorry, unless I’m married to you, we’re NOT having unprotected sex.

Also peppermint...

From the start of the headline, I was fighting off the urge to puke. I have no idea how she did that and while I’m impressed with her ability to do it and so glad she got away, I still might actually puke.

Thank you for including the facts about hymens. While I never asked (and never will ask) a doctor to verify the state of my hymen, I can pretty much guarantee mine was torn or broken in some way when I was a young child and hit a large rock while riding my bike because hello bleeding (those cross-bars, man... it still…

I saw The Judds’ during their Last Encore tour. It was my first concert - I think I was 6. I wish I could get to Vegas!

I am regularly sad this movie isn’t on Netflix and why the hell don’t I own it?!

Different forms? Sure, why not? Bride/Groom, Groom/Groom, Bride/Bride, Spouse A/Spouse Z.

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED Bunheads on Netflix!

Ugh! The worst. Send me to Baby. Tiny clothes on tiny hangers.

Pirate!!

I worked in about the same time period too and never had on-call. Thank goodness!!