Shit man. Theres some writers out there who can’t find a job and to them I say this. If Nick Douglas can get paid to write dumb two bit shit like this then so can you.

Really, it’s come to this?

You so sure about that? Some kids (autism) are hard enough to get to sleep and sometimes it takes hours to get them back to sleep if they get up. Go ahead, ask me how I know.

i have a young child. if this happens in my neighborhood later than 9 pm, then i cannot guarantee the safety of the individuals participating in these sorts of shenanigans. may god have mercy on their souls.

We can’t deal with such negativity!

If you are old and fat, there’s still no need for a Harley.

Or you can just shelter your child for life and never let them see anything that may be offensive. Then when they have to deal with life on their own without your helicoptering they can’t handle it and have a panic attack.

Believing that this is car racing, it’s like believing that antifreeze is as tasty as the vintage Chianti.

Even with rain sensors, you should have the ability to control your own wiper blades.

On a car this technologically advanced, I’m surprised that it doesn’t have rain sensing wipers as standard equipment.

The fact that it not only lacks rain sensors, but actually lacks any intermittent setting at all is mind blowing. I wasn’t aware that cars were even made in the last 20 years that only had high/low…

same trend in apartments. People who grew up in shitty places in the city dream of moving into a place that has carpets. people who grew up in the suburbs have an HGTVgasm whenever they see a place with real hardwood floors.

Similarly, I haven’t used gas in my i3 in months. The only time we needed to use gas was on a 1,500+ mile trip. It could easily be our only car, like a Volt.

I’d like to think that lifestyle shift and better analysis of one’s own needs is happening now, but then again Americans are still buying stupidly large crossovers with AWD just in case there’s a tiny bit of snow in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

pretty sure that’s a Saturn

2006-16 Chevy Impala right side taillight.

The techs at the VW shop I worked at laughed and laughed while I looked for the clutch in an old Ghia with an auto stick

Nope, I agree. It was just mostly more of the same mediocre later-years Top Gear. The only part I really enjoyed was the Namibia special. I think they should just scrap the test track and studio parts altogether and focus the show entirely on road trips. They definitely have the budget for it now, and that’s when they…

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I think several people took my joke as some sort of tacit approval for speeding, somehow?

Hybrid police cars are actually a pretty nice idea, since they spend so much time CAMPING IN ONE PLACE FOR TICKET REVENUE