You know, it sucks that they used MLK’s speech to sell trucks, but counterpoint: A lot of people who needed to hear MLK’s speech got to hear it in what might be the only way to make them listen.

No, James didn’t run up field. He didn’t even land on his feet. He jumped, and in the process of landing, fell to a knee and fell forward. Ertz caught the ball running, never left the ground until three steps after he had the ball. Period.

Also, regarding Clement. The NFL has said that movement doesn’t mean loss of…

When Budweiser spent four million (donatable, if they’d truly cared) dollars to congratulate themselves for converting their breweries to ship cans of water to hurricane-ravaged parts of the country, I (and, I presume, the rest of the viewing public) cracked “...and the best part is, all they had to change was the…

While that ad was terrible, the legalize disclaimer said “Do not ride in bed of pickup unless you are an actual Viking”, which made this so much better.

Did anyone call Al and Chris to let them know that it is too late for the Patriots to make their heroic comeback? Are they still sitting in the box, waiting for Tom, their one true love, to come back onto the field, triumphantly, and score the winning TD?

What I took from the game was that it was the first game during these playoffs that the Patriots were called for an offensive penalty. That’s two full games where the referees didn’t call ONE penalty on the offense. There are penalties on almost every play in every game by every team, however it took two full games…

As a Pats fan, I really wanted both of these to look dicey on replay. As a human being with functioning eyes and brain, both of them were unquestionably catches. The broadcasting crew seemed to want to create drama, but (and this is especially true with the Ertz play), those plays resulted in catches by any measure.…

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Same person?

Running from Pennsylvania troopers

Show me on the doll where success hurt you.

Literally nobody feels sorry for you. Like, not a single person.

I literally had to take seven steps to re-login to my kinja

All the heroes from modest sources. The rookie UDFA RB Clement leading the Eagles in receiving. The rookie kicker Elliot bending but not breaking. The rookie DE Bennett recovering the decisive fumble. The backup TE Burton throwing the TD to the backup QB and MVP Nicky Six, who played the goddamn game of his life. That…

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

I took a step outside of my house in the western suburbs - it was insane even out there. Fireworks - like huge fucking commercial fireworks - firing off in every direction. Car horns, screaming, the works. It was pretty much how I always imagined witnessing a monster attack on a major city from the relative comfort of…

By the way, someone cut together a bunch of different angles of Brady missing that catch in the first half:

Eagles will win; Tom Brady was selected NFL MVP this season. No league MVP has won the Super Bowl since the calendar hit the 2000s: