The catcher is all of us.

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

I love how the crowd went from “wtf are these guys doing this?” to “Oh my god, they just killed it.”

Yes.

“Ah yes, one workout should do it. Time to throw on my fingerless gloves for extra effect.”

He probably only layered shirts so he could take his most provocative one off and try to blend into a crowd when shit hits the fan.

I don’t know about support, but this diatribe sounds like Trump. THE FAILING DEADSPIN, etc. etc.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

He has yet to score

I was a goaltender for 20+ years so I’ll try to explain the best I can. Though it might be long.

They found him in a tax shelter?

Sister Jean is not a Mother

“I’d figured it was going to miss once it left his hand, and then when it missed, I was certain of it.”

She’s not actually good at speed skating; she just has a long leg.

Lane Johnson: Hell ya tell em dawg!....That’s right man!!....Preach it....Hey wait a damn minute what did you just say...

That guy will be able to do what ever he wants in Philadelphia, forever. It’s a try-hard town.

Is anyone else amused by the fact he held out his hand to signify the number two, with mittens on???

Kelce was about 15 bud lights in at this point and still delivered a speech more unifying and rousing than any speech Trump ever gave.

I watched this live and it was one of the best things I’ve ever seen. He brought the receipts and settled all accounts.

There, there, Tom.