Aly Raisman is right.... burn it all down!

That rare instance where portrait mode works out.

I think most of us can agree that the true heroes of that game were the Eagles cheerleaders who weren’t going to let an on-field scuffle to not just stop them from doing their work, but will actually have a cheerleader stand righ next to that brewing fight. I mean they were being paid at least a hundred bucks, so I’m…

Huh, I pictured the nuclear apocalypse message to be in more of a VCR OSD Mono font.

Not wanting it to go to waste, I did a quarter ounce of cocaine, fucked my wife’s sister like I’ve always wanted to, called my boss and called him an old bald cocksucker, then burned my house down for fun.

I’m just here to comment on this guy wearing cuff links the wrong way.

I’m going to guess you actually had nothing to do with it.

Interesting.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

I’d say she has a stranglehold on this.

Well, she could certainly beat everyone else in the election in a fist fight. Or a bar fight. Really any fight that involves up close and personal physical violence. What I’m saying is, I want to see Hope Solo punch someone out.

Nah, you can though. As I said, my mother did exactly that when I was in first grade and being relentlessly bullied by a kid, and god bless her for it; that fucker never laid a hand on me again. The kid’s mom was a lawyer too, my mother gave zero fucks—her children’s safety was paramount. Today, I am a lawyer, and if…

But, fumble.

Not sure how I feel. I both got and didn’t get a kick out of this.

And when the football is rolling around on the ground? Swat at it, that’s the best thing to do. Swat at it like you’re trying to roll it into the end zone that’s 60 yards away.

pray super hard and his ankle will unbreak.

That girl laughing at 0:25 can seriously go get fucked.

The lapels on that suit look like they belong to a super-villian, not a run-of-the-mill murderer.

The fact that you don’t have a thousand stars is a crime!!! This was almost better than the video thank you for the effort!!!

*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*