As I recall, the Supreme Court decision which upheld the right to publish racy photos of big bellied fish and women walking in shallow water was ...

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

This would get a lot more views if the headline read ‘cheerleader goes down on cousins’

Not the kind of nosejob she was saving up for.

99, picking up the split.

Don’t you mean pickup?

Could that have gone any worse? Honestly, could it have? He slips, then misses the golf ball, falls on the ice which doesn’t break immediately making the fall hurt that much more, then the ice breaks and he gets cold and wet. It is a series of worst case scenarios.

Jaden and Dakota went to the car to grab blankets.

Being white means nothing in this situation. Here was one human being trying to earnestly relate to another human being of a different culture, and then said other person went on to be a two-faced ass about it for no reason.

At the end, you can clearly see he says “To Blave”— which means “to bluff”

The worst part about that play was not that Pete Carroll, shitbag of the year, decided to run a fake punt while up 24-3 with five minutes left in the game, but rather that Pete Carroll, shitbag of the year, was laughing like a sociopath on the sidelines while his training staff was checking whether or not his punter…

Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

To make Mythopoetic Stew:

I think it’s one of those sentences that you type the first few words and then let the autocomplete guess what word you were going to use next and just keep repeating that to see where it goes.

You literally stopped watching right before he starts scoring. So you could say you pretty much watched the porn for the plot.

I’ve heard of pulling the goalie but this is ridiculous.

Bring it on down to goalietown!

I wouldnt say you have to be from Brazil to understand the tradgedy; just understand football/soccer in regards to relegation and promotion, and how hard it is for small teams it small budgets to compete...honestly, I’m from NYC but I’m a soccer fanatic (I’m a Liverpool fan who goes over to England every chance I…

That element is weapons grade plutonium, unfortunately.