psst his wife is asian

About living in Allentown or the train?

I misread the title. I removed the i from ruin. I was severely disappointed

From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.

I'm okay with it since those two idiots at least stood during the national anthem.

He wasn’t even scared. His hair would have turned white if he were really scared.

We can't actually see what happened so I assume Lochte just made shit up.

Gotta get one of those shirts

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

I can think of plenty of reasons they would do this, and very few of don’t make the swimmers look bad. If I had to hazard a guess, Lochte was up to some dumb shit and the nice people he was transacting with didn’t play by the rules as expected. So he and his teammates described it as a robbery. (and, frankly, I’m not…

The cynic in me sees this as him being dopesick. Fame is one hell of a drug, and right now, Lochte is chasing. He has no Olympic narrative, and no post Olympic footprint. A couple of mentions about his hair, and really thats about it. His pre-Olympic stories about his adventures in online dating went no where. He has…

Their police rob olympic swimmers at gun point

It’s not a joke to lie about getting robbed at gunpoint by cops. You think that if Russian swimmers pulled that stunt in New York people would just chuckle?

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

They look like two friends going for a run, having a funny conversation along the way, while everyone else is trying to catch up.

Regardless, she became the first person at the Olympics all week to dive into something blue.

I’ve seen almost no whining except for people who claim that others are whining about it.

“See? I fucking TOLD you it was possible!”

- the last surviving member of the Warren Commission.

Now she can spend more time beating the shit out of her family.