Seriously. I read the line “One Phillies fan apparently went too far...” and I was torn between “One?” and “Went too far?”

Being Brazilian myself and all I think you could classify choosing Rio as host city a terrorism act.

I don’t know why, but this just cracks me up. I feel like someone was going down a check-list to make sure everything was wrong that could possibly be wrong, and realized they’d forgotten something.

“Let’s not bicker over who killed who. “

The Austrailians and Chinese are off to an early lead in Brazil, but it’s a long event and nothing has been decided yet. Stay tuned for our continuing coverage of the greatest spectacle in criminal history!

This is completely hilarious and will remain as such until someone inevitably dies

They should have thrown some kangaroos in there to help kick the robbers’ asses.

Then you are dumb as fuck. Thanks for commenting.

Dad surprises his son with a cool gift, while taking him to his baseball game, then tells him he loves him while they cry together. You’re a soulless prick.

I was at court the other day and got into an argument with an opposing counsel regarding the now un-vacated wins. He’s a Penn State alumn and argued the scandal was not related to football, none of those activities helped the team to win more games, and therefore the wins should not have been vacated.

Points for sending me to a wiki article with a tastefully done artist rendition of “Mammary Intercourse.”

I have a Czarniak bobblehead. It is a terrible likeness. But sometimes I wonder if I could make it work.

Fourteen year olds giggled. Anyone older than that is asking, “Who the hell still gives hand jobs?”

Are we serious? How would you react if your brother/sister just got murdered and someone with a public profile and had some type of audience just walked around with a picture of your bother/sister getting his/her throat slashed. How could you not be livid as hell? To do something like that you really have to wonder…

Hmmmmm..... Seems like black lives only matter in the rare situation that a white person is involved. Meanwhile, black on black homicide occurs in staggering numbers, but I guess those lives don’t matter as much because there’s no white people involved to get mad at huh?

Black lives matter is a terrorist group funded by Globalist interests hell bent on perpetuating racial tension and undermining civil stability. If black lives actually mattered to BLM they would be protesting black male on black male violence, which is objectively astronomical.

Buddy, there are some massive logical leaps from “all lives matter” to “direct refutation of BLM” to “racist.” But please do keep feeding the insatiable anger and paranoia that is unfortunately keeping any rational dialogue from happening... and please allow yourself to enjoy the All Star game.

I’m black and... nah. All lives matter bro, I don’t know how long it is going to take for our community to realize that you don’t get equality by rallying around our differences.

I’m really hoping that they were numbered like college courses—101 being the first in the series, 102 the second, etc. Of course, that still means that there were at least 6 kids that Penn State felt were believable enough in their accusations to pay between $200k and $5 million apiece in settlements.

Jesus FUCKING Christ. I want a giant sinkhole to appear in Happy Valley right now and suck that entire university into the depths of the earth, with some sort of evil, cackling voice bellowing out that such will be the fate of any other university who pulls this shit in the future.