How exactly does that get you to go viral?

That’s the cutout for the parking sensor cable

Gap coverage doesn’t apply here

First off, please do not ignore half of my argument:

So what you’re saying is, that by slowing down, you are actually spending more time in the intersection, and therefore if someone barrels through, there’s more of a chance that that vehicle will hit you?

Username checks out

Ja, cartelography, vhat is ze difference?

That was a joke. The Wii U was a victim of poor marketing followed by poor software support

Shortages happen at almost every launch of a Nintendo console. I’m pretty sure they are at least a bit manufactured at this point to increase hype.

Very disappointed this isn’t a Gargoyle game

But the seller has a 5 star rating

And on the other hand, without a gun they can’t get none
But don’t let it be a black and a white one
Cause they’ll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop

The pause button I hate going to the theater for movies. No breaks to refill snacks or anything. Plus I have a fairly large TV, surround sound and a very comfy couch.

It’s not just Netflix, I recently cut YouTube Red for the first time since they started offering it, and wow, so many ads

Wait, did you do that with a bench scraper? That looks painful

Good lord I thought you guys were supposed to be all libby lib and inclusive kumbaya and stuff. Y’all are heartless.

a special police-rated speedometer

The lengths some people go to so that they don’t have to use jack stands to change their oil