I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

I’m gonna treasure this moment of enjoying this mostly likable organization for now, because I know for the next ten years, I’ll be cursing this franchise into oblivion while drunkenly yelling at all of the pink hat-wearing Cubs “fans” that walk through the turnstiles of a Mariners-A’s game.

*bottom right

I had to watch it in slow motion for my tired eyes to be sure, but homeboy was definitely losing to that corner man. He ate a counter and another clean hit to the temple.

To be fair, the 76ers aren’t used to seeing anyone on their court that actually matters.

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

“That’s our boy!”

- sincerely,

Trail Blazers fans who miss Nic Batum’s charm but are glad to see plays like this happening for another franchise

I definitely think that we’re headed that way. It’s been brewing since the civil war and all the fuck-alls who still can’t deal with the outcome while complaining how black people should just get over what happened to them because “it was so long ago.” It’s basically been one long drawn out divorce process where we…

Is there a part 2 of this video where the freak out occurs?

That Laz Diaz strike zone, though.

“Its a dumb rule that I’d love to see go away. glad it wasn’t called.”

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”

I just can’t believe he never went to Zach Britton.

Fuck you, my son has had seizures and I have laid my hands on him and it ended. Was it a miracle FUCK NO, but it was terrifying, painful and draining. I’m glad you can feel good about witnessing someone else’s pain and suffering. BTW FUCK YOU

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate