The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

I keep oscillating back and forth between “It’s gotta be Jerry” and “No it can’t be Jerry that’s way too obvious”

This is the stupidest story ever. Why the hell would he bring a pound of CLEVELAND WEED to California? Jesus Christ, he can afford to buy weight from a local cholo here, and it’s probably better and cheaper than anything he can get in Cleveland.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Big Sam is going to have to take the black and join the Night’s Watch.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Twins fan here. Doesn’t matter which organization you root for, every baseball fan just loved this guy. To read this news first thing after waking up just completely crushed my soul. Damn, this is a horrible day for baseball and it’s going to take some time getting over this.

As Dan Patrick used to say on Sportscenter, “He’s listed as day to day, but, then again, aren’t we all?”

Their fundamental disagreement appears to be whether Kaepernick has freedom of speech, or whether he should literally not answer questions. Basically, the black man should just shut up unless it’s about football. Am i hearing this correctly? And that’s a member of the press, right?

Thereby proving they’ve never been within 15 miles of Garfield. No sane, knowledgable person would start something with kids from that school, bc they will fuck. you. up. (I went there :))

The no-faced Twitter clowns don’t even realize they’re re-enforcing what Kaepernick and these kids are kneeling for

America in a nutshell:

Why are you asking about MAC games!? Ha! Get a load of this guy, everybody!

It occurs to me that they might be a better team if they didn’t spend all of their recruitment time on players named Army. Seems like a statistically small pool to draw from.

Contestant: Alex, I’ll take “The Afterlife” for $200

Something seems slightly disingenuous about having “Salute to the Military” on the fourth preseason game, which is probably ALWAYS your lowest attended game.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Not All Olds.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.