When Bruce Campbell was on his book tour for his first book, he was doing a signing out in L.A. where my friend Joel was living at the time. Knowing I was a huge fan, he called me while he was in line to have his book signed (I live in N.Y.). He said “I’m going to put you (the phone) in my pocket and see if I can get…

apt. how fucking apt that was.

A friend an I met Alfred Molina at Disneyland a couple years back eating lunch with what I assume was his family. We said “Excuse me Mr. Molina.” were super polite, not trying to draw attention to him, he turned and looked at us with a smile on his face.

If you find yourself back in Ottawa, hit Bridgehead for coffee. Trust me.

Maybe hot chocolate lady was allergic to beige?

It is brave because no one talks about this shit. At all. It’s completely taboo.

You’re right; it’s not a poor girl’s story. It’s her story, though. I’d rather she tell it than not tell it. One type of abortion story isn’t inherently better or worse than the other. The stigma surrounding abortion affects everyone. By saying that her abortion story isn’t good enough, you’re part of the reason women…

Her reaction tells me that Huey is her father. He should have chased after her screaming: If this is it, please let me know if this ain’t love you’d better let me knoowww.

Dude, what? A person goes on public record (more public than most BECAUSE of her fame/wealth) about a massively stigmatized issue and it does not count because of her financial status? For a stigma to be normalized, people of all walks of life need to be honest about their experiences.

Imma come back in an hour after more people have gotten a chance to comment

Which is funny because "treating waitstaff like shit" is a dealbreaker for a lot of women. Certainly was for me when I was dating.

Some guys think it looks "cool" and "smart" and "important" to treat the waitstaff like slaves and then not tip because 'oh, look at me, I have financial savvy by not paying any more than absolutely obligated, ha ha!" They sincerely think acting like a dick (oh, excuse me, "being confident in what they do") turns…

"Your job is to serve us and do what we say. You're not supposed to talk back."

I’m more offended by Kylie’s well-defined camel toe. How are you gonna sit down in church with denim all up your vulva? OW.

"Calcium does such frightful things to my bones, making them so dense and heavy. Without calcium, I can live my life in brittle fragility as God intended."

Look, it's a little hard not to take this personally.

Well, sorry, because you know I'm a fan and all, but "Cilantro Lime Crema" is a terrible substitute for guacamole and an even worse idea for a screenname.

The lady in the Olive Garden lake of marinara sauce has to choose you, then you have to pull a pasta fork from a block of extra hard cheese.

no. The daily show before JS was terrible. Immeasurable Craig Kilborn and his hair basically doing America's Funniest Home News. God Kilborn was terrible. Stewart (and the other writers) took it from a show mocking ignorant little people to mocking big ignorant people. Kilborn and his tired God, I'm So Handsome…

Just reply "Actually, I won't ignore typos. Your phone has spell check. This isn't 2003."