The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

I’ve been waiting for this all award season! You guys finally showed up to drag a guy who made a mistake, got help for his substance abuse, changed and got full fucking custody of his kids.

Stop eating out with garbage friends, seriously, if they are adult who knows people who work in the industry or should learn about the industry by making friends with people who do, they should do better with their money and time and not waste anyone else time by going out to eat and doing this shit.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

The scene of Jake guiding Rosa on how to come out to her parents cemented my theory that Jake is also bisexual. I will consider no other theory or fact.

Great article. There are modern extrathoracic negative pressure ventilators that are comparatively small and unobtrusive. They’re phenomenally expensive to use and service, but luckily we don’t live in some kind of crazy dystopia in which only the fortunate and wealthy have access to modern medical technology and…

[ctrl+f “peep show”]

Teens are bad.

Title of everyone’s sex tape?

You know what? Fuck Michael Moore. I’m not surprised Tarantino hasn’t said anything, he’s probably too busy saying the N word alone in his bathroom, for “artistic” reasons. But Michael Moore can take his liberal cred and shove it up his liberal ass. I’m fucking suck to death of liberals, particularly men, preaching…

Nothing in GG - save the funeral scenes in the revival AYITL - was ever as devastating as the Rory/Dean/Lindsay/Lorelai fallout after the unfortunate sex decision. The Lorelai/Rory scene in particular can still break my heart, with zero warning or warmup.

Next season, we definitely need an episode devoted to all the logistic problems Kara is facing.
"Where did I leave my clothes again?"
"I must stop killing my shirts buttons.. maybe wear shirts with zippers only ?"
"I need J'onn to brainwash my neighbor again..cause he figured out for the 100th time who am I. And then…

I don't hate Rhea for stabbing Kara, or kidnapping Mon-El, or killing Hercules, or almost destroying National City, or for invading Earth… but boy do I hate her for making Lena believe in her and make a personal motherly connection to her and betray her just like her original mother.

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

Nah, see these are boring people who are dumb enough to think abstinence-only works, so once they get married and have 2-3 kids, that’s it for sex until they get drunk at a school auction and have a fourth kid that’s 8 years younger but totally planned, not a mistake.

WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM

(Copying/pasting from my own blog here, so yes, you can find an almost verbatim version of this elsewhere online.)

When I was a kid, my family acquired a Ouija board. We tried it out a few times, with minimal success, until one day, we ‘struck gold’.

Aw, kitty! My cat would probably let me get murdered by a ghost while looking mildly inconvenienced.

Had I seen that I would have had a lovely surprise too... in my pants.