You know what? All of a sudden I don't care if Kyle MacLachlan does end up solving her murder.

It makes me sad and conflicted that Neil Gaiman is married to her, and continues to be married to her, seemingly by his own choice

I don't trust anyone with a coffee habit that they cannot replicate at home.

Hey- I just want a large black coffee. It's the complicated half-caf almond milk latte people who I have to stand in line behind in the morning who are ruining it for everybody.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

If Ariana Grande isn't a baby, then why did she sing the word "baby" that one time and then again that other time?

...he save bread...?

Jesus, ketchup on a hot dog. :(

I'm certain your mother is fucking with you. If not, I'll have the shoofly pie quesadilla.

Some of my many many many awful stories that come to mind ...

Delivering subs and having a frat boy try to grope me and his roommate not just stiff me but actually short me and when I said something he started pelting me with change...

Another time at a different job at a different non-mob pizza/sit down Italian place…

I was once on a first date with a friend of a friend of a friend (too many degrees of separation to trust, it turned out!) and he took me to a neighborhood restaurant. He was handsome enough and seemed to be very bright, but perhaps he knew this all too well, because as the waiter - who could not have been older than…

When I looked at the bill, she had left a ridiculously small tip of $66.66 (on a check around $190) with a little smiley face and note that said,"because 6 is my favorite number."

See, I liked Ghomeshi's interviews. I lived on the other side of the country and had no idea about his personal reputation. Also, I don't really follow anyone on the CBC (aside from Brent Butt who lived in my city, I encountered a couple times and was lovely, the guy that played Hank on Corner Gas who played hockey…

I'm assuming that the CBC had a clause in his employment contract re. bringing disrepute on the Corporation. If allegations of physical assault were about to become public, then the CBC probably released him on that basis.

Celebrity Edition!

Why if I didn't know better, I'd suspect that Komen pretty much just exists to give big corporations some good press and a tax write-off.

Be fair - I myself have never been to Vega, but since it probably involves an expensive overseas plane flight, Vegan food does qualify as "rich people eats".

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.

I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef. This guy actually argued with me, causing a big scene.

One pretty important thing I noticed in the redesign: The reminders seem to have disappeared. Hopefully this is just for the beta version while they're working it out.