Hi, I’m not Sarah McLachlan.

I've already seen it twice and plan on seeing it again. I will gladly hand over my money to this franchise as long as they keep churning out good movies.

What? In most states, a judgment of divorce is a final judgment, period. You don’t get to undo final judgments because you feel like it. Not even with an agreement between the parties.

If the statute doesn’t allow it then the statute doesn’t allow it. Despite what people think, judges can’t just create law out of nothing.

I'd much rather adopt a new dog and give it a home than to spend a shit ton of money to clone my previous dog. We already have too many unwanted animals, so I'm not a fan of this. I also feel the same way about orphaned children.

When our dogs die of a fatal brain tumor we pay a lot of money to create a genetically identical dog from the dead cells of the first dog.

Sounds good to me. Obviously their marriage had worsened to the point that after 24 years (that’s a long time!) they couldn’t handle it any more. Like many marriages, I’m sure the build up to said divorce was long and agonizing, not some knee-jerk result of a bad fight. So, to turn around after a year and say,…

This may not be romantic, but it does make sense to me. The judicial system is not like a religious court that can issue an annulment.

My relatives are in town from Luxembourg. My 12 year old cousin, spawned from Lucifer’s left testicle, has been calling me Sasquatch since I arrived, and bullying my heavy set niece and nephew. I bought a Darth Vader PlayStation. Emptied the box, filled it with charcoal, wrapped it, and signed his name to it. The…

Eh. They were driving around my neighborhood on meth, with a loaded gun in the car, following a UPS driver, stealing packages off people’s doorsteps. So, I feel some pity, but also some fear of them. I think it’s more a portrait of drug use than general poverty (which I know, at times have correlation).

Man, if only they’d remembered to add:

IKR?
The crass wrong-headedness. The desperation. Not knowing right from wrong. Throwing in a little evidence of a thread of humanity.

Very tangentially - oddly if it were a rich person’s list, it would say stuff like:
Raise business tenant’s rent so exponentially, they have to shutter their doors.

Its an odd era in…

This list is a grim portrait of poverty in America. Can’t feel anything but pity for these people.

I put mine on when I get up and wear it til I’m done with coffee and ready to get dressed, when I let the dogs out first thing in the morning, and if I need to run outside for more firewood in the evening. My husband wears it while he irons his clothes for the day. They are like reverse snuggies so sometimes I watch…

Ummm I have a robe, very nice for when I’m naked and have to answer the door. Also it’s nice when it’s cold, I like snuggle up in it and read things.

Miami is the best place I have ever been. The Colombians, Cubans, Brazilians, Haitians, Argentines: I was there for three weeks and made tens of lifelong friends. Taxi drivers invited me home to drink Cuban coffee with three generations of family. Check it out, again, Mara.

“She likes names that are similar to Justin, so she’s either picked Preston, Ethan, or Grayson. She thinks they sound great with Theroux as a last name.”

This may be what happens when your daughter is guided and encouraged to leave the all over colour fest. What we see as ‘scribbles’ is actually very controlled, and certainly in the second picture her colour choices are properly brilliant.

Remember when actors had normal-colored teeth? aaaaaah.

Class fucking act. That’s not what I want from my celebrities! Now, where did I put Leah Remini’s memoir?