Are these the actual outfits they are really going to wear? Or is this fiction. Are they actually going to trick us and wear something totally different? That's what I need to know. In order to plan my outfit. How many degrees of meta is this?

I was confused by the skeleton/old mask of Darth Vader. I know we need to see the mask to understand whose skull it was, but still—what is the mask made of that it would decompose with the skull in that fashion.

I’m glad you got away from him.

If you watch Lea Thomson's season of Dancing with the Stars, that would probably cure you.

How did it go? The good, the bad, the ugly? We need to know.

Very muchly I’ve noticed that from the very first time I was made to see it.

Ooooh. That looks so cozy!

I’m interested in the robe, in possibly getting one. What do you do with it? Put it on before bed or after you get up or what? Should I own a robe.

Ok, obviously we're not supposed to flush pads but I thought we were supposed to flush tampons. That's what I was taught and I've never heard otherwise. You guys take a drippy tampon out of your vagina and swing it around dripping blood everywhere over to the trash can. What?

I do not know if this piece is a forgery. I am a preschool teacher and I can tell you that part of my job consists of sending home a ridiculous amount of “communications” about the children’s progress. I get also get paid for about 50% of the hours I put in to planning, teaching, and communicating with parents about…

But does the gas itself weigh anything?

Yes, and in some countries the name Chief Queef is considered vulgar. Can you believe it?

These candidates are consistently against abortion, and pro-killing people after they're born. They're not wishy washy. They're proud of what they stand for.

You’re talking about the actual debate, right?

Oy vay. Didn't know any of this.

Glad you’re here to tell people what to think. Otherwise commenters would just express their personal opinions.