Sometimes when I park downtown late at night, I just wear my armor around until I get where I'm going.

You must be under the impression that Apple cares whether or not the public thinks their new iPhone is a "huge upgrade."

But they can't match the 70's ferocity of the Pantera!

Not going to happen. I'll bet a whole Internet on it.

An F430? How embarrassing. Fires aside, the 458 Italia is just so worth the upgrade.

There's no reason to stop the bashing until manufactuters stop making them.

Please be true. I'm getting due for a new MBP.

And the speedometer is from a 90's GM, I think.

Lugar: a veteran with an incredible cross-party record on foreign policy and nuclear non-proliferation. Tried to live up to his reputation as a gentleman by not running negative ads until late in the campaign when he was being smeared up and down the street.

The mouse-over text on today's comic was one of the best ones I've seen in recent memory.

That man is 60 years old. 60. I still don't believe it.

That could convince me. They have a much warmer sound than my Grado SR225i's, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. In fact, for uncontrolled environments, I prefer a warm sound.

Then you've never worn leather earphones on a hot sweaty day. Your ears can overheat in leather pad pretty easily.

Do you think Honda's strange retirement from the hot-hatch/coupe business gives you all the opportunity to be the next generation of exciting small cars?

This also means that this is the guy who made chip bags to exciting to pop. Excellent.

Would that I could have a Rothko.

Found it!

The "Femail" section isn't all bad.

You've never met a journalist, then. They're the smartest people I know, and they're incredibly committed to their product.

I've always been a fan of sweat bees. I don't know why—I just think they're cool.