I pitched this story to my producer, and got it on TV!

I originally read that as "Jag Fapmobile" and cringed for the loss of your E-Type.

"I thought it was an LP-640! How was I supposed to know it was just an LP-560-4??"

Swing low, sweet excavator

As someone who works in TV news, I applaud this.

There's no good reason that those doors aren't welded up. It's one of the few cars where it wouldn't be cripplingly impractical!

Ha! My Civic has 93 horsepower! EAT IT, Si!!

I recharged the A/C pretty easily with one of those DIY kits. Then the compressor went, so I just put a shorter serpentine belt on it that deleted the A/C altogether.

Curious that the Wii uses so little power. They get quite warm if you leave them in standby (yellow-light mode).

I am cursed with a midnight-8am shift.

Ugh, same.

Second-favorite for me, only behind the E46 M3.

Chance time!

Why would anyone buy $16,790 worth of pretzels when you could buy a pretzel wagon??

Plus, I can only imagine the chaos that a fart of any size would wreak upon its cramped quarters.

No one has said it yet, but I think it's worth asking...

Her moral fiber may be suspect, but her dietary fiber seems like it's spot on.

Hahaha no, no, I think his version is quite good.

This is weird, but my pair of Altec-Lansing Muzx MHP136 earbuds were my best-fitting pair. Maybe because they were wooden? Or because they cost me $20 at a Tennessee Walmart? The second pair only cost me $7 on Amazon. Looks like they're marginally more expensive now.

I thought the Answer of the Day wasn't supposed to be posted until tomorrow!