I can't find the article right now, but there was a pretty in-depth review of Apple's earphones that proved that they're actually quite good... For earphones.

I've got a pair of S4i's, and they're fantastic.

My douchebag undergrad downstairs neighbors got an SL500 from daddy. It's not an SLR, but it's still the douchiest car I've seen.

I've always thought that I'm much more charming with two drinks in me. Whenever I sit on a panel or do any public speaking, I usually take two shots about a half an hour beforehand. Works like a charm.

Whee! A tip of mine made it in to R2!

Yep. Crazy taxes. I'd be happy to pay 'em. More than happy.

See, I'm not even stuffed up. I just can't smell a thing.

I'd be happy to trade for the governmental services that you all get. Scandinavia makes me jealous.

If you're going to fail, at least stay classy.

I have a terrible sense of smell. And I almost never worry. Hypothesis proven.

The SX-70 is one of the nicest looking and feeling pieces of kit I've ever encountered. More gadgets need to be made of aluminum and leather.

I hope every other time you press it, actors come out and play a really sad love scene.

Or the loss of the:

A hand-made lightweight tourbillon? Many, many thousands of dollars.

Needs more full-broadside.

The man golfs in a $525,000 watch, too.

I have a 9 year-old Civic Hybrid. Mine is at 147K miles, and my dad's (same year) is over 250K. He's on his original battery pack, even.

I have an 03 Honda Civic Hybrid at 147K miles. No major porblems. My dad's (same year) is at ~250K miles. Also, no major problems, and he's still on his original battery pack.

I have an '03 Civic Hybrid with the 5-speed. They're fun.

Wait, that's not a misspelled video game reference?