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I was at a VW dealership and asked one of the sales reps how many men were actually interested in the latest Beetle.

I absolutely feel the same.

This was my first trip from the dealer, driving normally on suburban/urban roads. I guess I don't speed, but that's the only concession I make (and that's just because I need to keep a sterling driving record for a job).

They're missing the "Fix a problem by saying that you'll work on it, and the 'issue' magically goes away within 2 minutes."

Slow's BBQ > all other food.

Pimpmobile Sparkly-Purple.

As a driver of a Honda Civic Hybrid, all I can say is that if you're getting below 48mpg, you're not trying. And if you're getting below 40, you're either a leadfoot or you sit all day in stop-and-go traffic.

I eyedrop it every time.

Is the exterior casing metal? If it is, that's amazing. I love the feel of that crackle-finish paint they put on metal casings like this.

But what happens when they pass a law against stupid memes??

It bothers me to no end that car companies talk about "em-pee-gees" in their advertisements. It makes sense on paper, but not out loud. "Miles-per-gallon" hardly takes any longer to say, so why do they say it?

Because we may or may not be weird.

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How I presume the conversation must have gone:

Of course the Camaro won—the poll is going in a straight line. That's what the damn thing is made for.

I only play Peggle while pooping.

No balsa-wood shift knob? No dice.

I agree completely. They were my best headphones for years before I got my Grados.

Years of experience with sandy/dusty environments has proven to me that sand/dust will get underneath anything, no matter how tight the seal might look. It's not a matter of choice, it's a matter of incidence.