First thing that came to my mind as well.

Three seasons in Chicago. July, August and Winter.

Ok I confess. I used propane and didn't make my own BBQ sauce.

The median price of a home in San Fran is $679k. Brother.

That little brown dot there. Right there in the middle. That has to be Columbia, Missouri. We have very many bars.

The Williamson kid. We have much in common. His interests include fantasy football and collecting coins (known colloquially as "stacking paper").

I wonder what Darren has to say about the potential Northwest-inspired food that could be sold in the Staples Center if Ballmer wins the bidding war.

That is one terrific way of describing it. +1

I'd like to think this must be the reaction of the grizzlies players right now. Jon Leuer obviously doesn't understand what's happening.

In situations like this, I always like watching Brian Kenny's head nearly explode listening to Harold Reynolds talk about pitcher wins.

My 12 year old head exploded when WCW actually gave Goldberg a title shot against Hogan on cable. FOR FREE! Why did they do that?! They could have made so much money on pay per view. Had to be one of the most hyped Monday Night Nitro's ever.

Tim, you probably should have just called the guy. I love Deadspin and its media criticism but I couldn't have cared less if you talked to him on the phone and didn't tell us about it.

And like Drew said, part of the reason monogamy is attractive, and having sex with one person is so great, is that you know your wife loves you, is comfortable with you, and, oh yeah, isn't having sex with random dudes.

who the fuck put you in charge of how and when people should have sex?

This show has really exceeded expectations. So good. Billy Bob reading Exodus! I had to watch it twice.

You probably weren't at Mizzou much later than I was - I went to law school there too so we were probably there at the same time.

Well, after someone else pointed it out I realize I'd seen men kiss before, on Modern Family, Brokeback, Milk, etc. I've probably seen other men peck each other on the lips in downtown Columbia, or probably even slip in some tongue (yes, we are a college town, its not just a bunch of cows here).

Funny line about your high school, I laughed, and thanks for the kind words.

+1

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one: