I live in the Denver-Metro area. My wife and I went from two cars to one for about three years. Mainly, my company paid for the public transit, so I thought that would be a better solution and would save us money (which it did). However, the four hours of commuting time (2 there, 2 back) made it horrible. Now that we…

I'm a proud gluten loving American. I make my own bread, including an ingredient called vital wheat gluten. You bet your ass that once that shit is done baking I go to town on it with a bit of butter. The rest goes toward my sandwiches at lunch.

Aw, man! There's a white guy out there with the nickname White Chocolate? That was my DJ name :(

Now I really want some whiskey.

Now I really want some whiskey.

What were you expecting? Tools for ANTS?!?

They have RAM they can test the issue with, so they'll do that to make sure it's the RAM.

I worked at Apple. As long as the issue has nothing to do with the RAM, if it's 3rd party, the repair can be done. If RAM is the issue, they won't replace 3rd party RAM.

I guess I'm not sitting that close to my television to even notice the difference.

As a Cardinals fan, this was HILARIOUS.

Oh, I've been on the beta... Thought I was doing the public beta. Guess they never took me off the employee beta list lol

Man, I LOVED that game. Played all through college and for about a year in 2011. Still think about it sometimes, I know it's still up. It was my first MMORPG.

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I had forgotten about Battletoads. Then YOU had to write about it. It's like I had Viet Nam-like flashbacks. So much mental anguish and pain. God damn Battletoads.

See what happens when you run out of toilet paper!

Qdoba has queso dip. Enough said.

For the love of every god on the planet, put that kid in a friggin' English class.

Crosby bitching about something? There's a first.

Denver is just east of LA, right?

Because of eggs.

To be fair, I didn't read the Crosby part ;)