FINALLY! Crosby scored. Now the media can verbally masturbate over it for the next week. Shoot me.

Foot was on the base.

Now let's hope they make a timely exit in the first round!

Very good point! I don't change numbers that often, I'm on my third cell number ever.

The great part of IFTTT is that I had it for awhile, set up notifications for weather, deleted IFTTT and I still get the notifications. I even upgraded from iPhone 4S to an iPhone 5s. Nice little trick.

I started out with the Snowball, but have since upgraded to Blue's Spark microphone.

That was just an unfortunate bounce. The man Stamkos was passing to couldn't touch it, let alone get control of it. Geometry was against him in the end.

He was brought to that school to be an athlete, not a student.

Guarantee he'll miss one or two or no games. Hockey is the best sport. That would put any other athlete out for months.

I'm in Denver. This chart is meaningless. You want beer? Come to Denver, or hop over to Portland.

It'll turn into this:

Okay... No way. There's no way that the NHL, with all the tradition, etc. will EVER get rid of the Stanley Cup. It's the hardest trophy in sports to get!

If you're a buddy of mine: Walmart. He was 22 and she was 16. Didn't take long for her to get pregnant. They're not together anymore (shocker), his daughter ran away from home to be with him (now he has custody), and the mother still lives with her parents (who were totally okay with their 16 year old daughter dating…