Absolutely fair. I was trying to find a way to legitimately question why those photos were chosen for the article while being sarcastically over-the-top about it and pulling back at the end in case the young girl in the photo actually does read these comments. I didn’t do a very good job. #CancelPaulKinsey

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

While I respect Biden’s career-long strategy of affably standing near more accomplished people (it’s my only skill as well and works great!), you have to recognize that it does not prepare you to lead. The softening of his brain seems to have made him forget the point of it all.

Well, time to slay another childhood boogeyman. Of the two expansion campaigns contained in Final Doom, The Plutonia Experiment was the more infamous one. But so far it’s totally playing fair. I was worried going into it, but the deathtrap dungeons of the first half-dozen maps have just been good clean fun.

The Goose Hype is real. I saw these posted on a Discord server I frequent, and they made me laugh out loud.

Salutations~!

Just enjoy the sites now, while you can!

Just enjoy the sites now, while you can!

Up until about 2008 (I think, might have been 2009) you could literally walk up to the trainer before a game and get a shot of Toradol (aka Vitamin T) just by asking for it. Didn’t need a prescription, a medical diagnosis, nothing more than “Hey, I need some Toradol.” Usually a line of 20-30 guys before each game.

I also call my circulatory system the “police station,” because it is statistically very likely to kill a young man of color.

That and the first half of the game was very linear and forgettable.  Like most FF games, most people remember the point when you get an air ship and can actually make choices on what you do.  And what you do is breed chocobos for hours and hours on end

Everyone has their “story,” but whatever. Here:

ME: “I’m just going to pop over to Jalopnik and read the headlines, then get some work done.”

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Im a doctor. Once clinic gets started I don’t have a lot of time for extensive Google searches. And clinic starts in a couple minutes. I will probably browse the internet in between visits, especially if I have a no show, but no time for actual research.

Unlike the baseball, however, your wife’s seams are looser than ever.

This headline is demonstrably false. I live in an area with one of the highest percentages of immigrant residents in the country and I am fat as shit because there are literally hundreds of restaurants offering dozens of different types of food all within a couple miles of where I’m typing this from. So not everyone…

Same here too - saw it back in grade school (I think Spanish class, but I don’t remember specifically at this point), and it’s stuck with me ever since. Unquestionably a great film (that I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to watch again). One of those films that I’d love to watch again as an adult if it wasn’t quite so…

Im not sure they can coexist in the us. In European countries the public provider has by far the strongest negotiating power and can thus keep prices down. In the US a public option coexisting with very powerful private companies might be 100s of times the cost per person, since private companies drive up prices.…

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar