Nah, I’m in Canada, that channel’s never been available here. It was on an American station, but a regular broadcast one, just across the border, that had been kind of an “oldies TV” station even years before it became part of MeTV, which it is now.

Some of his newest work is also some of his best...the Mr. Mercedes trilogy (soon to be four books) is a must-read. I highly recommend Revival, as well.

The real mystery is how he was 12 years old in 1992 but 43 in 2019.

I’m on Syndergaard’s side on this, but pitchers are high-strung lunatics. Not just MLB pitchers. Minor league pitchers. College pitchers. High school pitchers. Rec league softball pitchers.

A Face Is Off

Your partner must be disappointed. 

I read the Pulitzer winner every yea -sometimes I love them, sometimes I hate them. this book was so bad I couldn’t even finish it. I kept forgetting what had happened and had to backtrack every time I opened it. finally took it to a used bookstore bc I didn’t want it in my collection even for “cred.”

ps: I also…

Shut up, tomato.

if they’re looking for candidates, i know a guy who has a baseball background as a player and a business background as an exec for a video game company. he’s also got a real handle on social media and can probably procure state funding like a badass.

Here is a link for anyone who might be unfamiliar with her situation, as I was. 

It’s not worth an entire post. All the good people of Jezebel go home on the weekends, leaving me behind to find and write stories to both entertain and appall you. I write them as fast as I can, mistakes happen, and I correct those mistakes as soon as the grammar-loving crowd types their displeasure.

OH MY DARK HELL!!! That is it!

Back off: he still affectively got his point across.

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

My tomatoes are all gone to squirrels, it seems.  I’ve had two whole tomatoes so far this season.  A bunch are still green on the vine, so hopefully I’ll get a few more, but man, I feel like the crappiest gardener ever.

This summer I was put onto making tomato tartes. Roll out puff pastry, pinch the edges, brush with olive oil and minced garlic, slice up and salt multi-colored tomatoes, then bake. Really easy, looks really fancy, and pretty amazing.

Salutat~IT’S COMING OUT SOON! FINALLY!!!!!

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