Gender of the partners is completely irrelevant. Agree with you about the open marriage agreement, but I think Dan’s advice pretty much hits the point: what does your married partner want? 

You know Fight Club is a satire, right?

Pretty sure that line just establishes his bona fides to talk about Ultra - seems like he’s written plenty of other stuff. https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/authors/bryan-roth

I’m guess you’ve been namedropping him for quite a while so I’m sure you know what works, but I would lead with the wedding attendance thing if it were me. Anyway, tell him his house looked great in Any Given Sunday.

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Dan Marino bought me a PS2 for my 15th birthday.

‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be fucking wished. 

Counterpoint: the way Tommy Lee Jones delivers the line “Fucking idiot” is the greatest moment in cinema history. 

Dude, I’m sincerely glad you’re comfortable with your baldness. More power to you. 

Might just be picking up his lost GQ revenue, but would you stick around at G/O based on what it sounds like? Even though Magary’s probably insulated from the worst of it (he’s the only writer with his own psuedovertical and he works remotely), it’s still got to have literally everyone looking. 

Not all of us are apes, dude. You got hair in your ear? My condolences. 

Grey is 100% better than losing it. 

I have seen less than half of these, despite being old enough in 1999 to watch them all in the theater. Shameful. I agree with all the ones I’ve seen, though. Sincerely surprised that Office Space didn’t make it (as jodrohnson pointed out).

I mean, vanilla, obviously. Because he is a white supremacist.

“woe is me”

He says something like “then I suggest the lady avoid the cream of mushroom soup.” But I’m fine with your interpretation, it’s one I hadn’t heard before and it’s interesting.

Both Marla and Tyler don’t have lives outside of the Narrator, their only scene without him is the one he imagines and invites us to imagine with him.

Marla’s real. I’m not sure why you think she’s not. I agree with you about revisiting the film (or text) as an adult and recognizing that it’s satirizing the things it pretends to lionize. I don’t find the movie or book to be overly clever - the reaction it engenders in me now is pretty much one of revulsion, which is…

Born in Australia, so the racist creep wouldn’t be wrong. 

I absolutely could not understand Don’t Starve enough to want to play it more than an hour or so. I got the mechanics after a bit and managed to stay alive for a day or two, but then I went down into a cave and a stalactite fell on me and I died. I kind of don’t get the point; I never play roguelikes, so it’s probably…