Played de Blob this week. As fun and simple as I remember, but I definitely wouldn’t bother with 100% levels these days. My kids did NOT enjoy the competitive multiplayer because I obliterated them. They’ve been playing Super Mario Party 8 together and even the cooperative game (the rafting one) leads to strife…

Magary’s leaving GQ?

But his Twitter bio says BETROTHED. I hold out hope for ZMF, he deserves happiness. Well, he doesn’t, but I hold out hope for him anyway. 

“Went to the World Series” = “not particularly close to title contention”. Galaxy brained take. How much closer can you be to title contention than coming in second? 

The Indians are 3 games out of first in their division with about 55 games to go in the season. Maybe you don’t follow baseball?

You could come root for Cleveland!

I won’t spend money on an unproven commodity.

Thank you, that was interesting to learn about.

So you’re planning on stealing that single can?

I would like to hear more of this story. 

Buddy, you can take that opinion, and stick it up your yeah.*

*Not actually defending Limp Bizkit, agree that they are unlistenable shit.  

She bought the house for less than fifty dollars? 

Needlessly harsh, man. Kevin responded to you and you slam him. Don’t do that. 

It’s from Russia or something, I’m chalking it up to cultural humor differences.

Here’s something else you may have heard for the first time on the Simpsons:

I honestly thought the coke in the toothpaste was just to prank your roommate or whatever. The idea of eating the gelatin after it’s been in an “empty” toothpaste tube makes my stomach hurt. Same for the eggs; don’t eat that gelatin, dude! There’s still egg residue in there!

To be exceedingly generous, decorating the White House for Christmas is unique, in that there is only one White House. But, yeah, she’s a dummy.

Fuck to Yuengling. Definitely a contempt born of familiarity, but it’s trash beer and the owner is a trash human being. The idea of drinking it when SN Pale Ale is available is so insane that I look at Snow Hop with deep suspicion.

Also I am so old that I bristled at these two articles thinking they left out those of…

$1.4 million in Pottstown? Who built that there, and why?