Katmandu suggested that the smell was known to customers and did drive them away.

I agree it’s weird they never saw him if they often went up on the fridge, but thinking about that makes me think about the dude trapped back there and dying slowly and that’s a huge bummer. I’m gonna read Kate’s 7 Eleven story.

I should remember to watch Gangs of New York for the first time ever. 

I’ma tell you what I told that other person: you need to find a new place to shop, possibly live. Fish for sale shouldn’t smell bad, and grocery stores in general shouldn’t smell bad. 

Absolutely no snark: you need to find a new place to shop and possibly live. Grocery stores should not smell bad. 

How were people not alerted by the smell of the decomposition? 

I think Hatless missed the joke in your post and assumed you weren’t the true Steve Martin’s Penis Cream, but a vile impostor.

I hope to hell you’re right, but I doubt you are.

I did not. I should apologize to the other guy. 

I was in the office early this morning. There was one other person here, on the other side of the building and I was watching a recap of a baseball game without headphones as I put my breakfast together. I felt like an asshole. 

I feel like Weird Al could knock out a killer parody of this song in his sleep, but he can spot overdeveloped territory a mile away. 

I respect your courage, man. 

Hey Kate! This weekend I got the N.A. Kolsch from Surreal that you suggested here. It’s pretty good! Thanks for the suggestion. 

I gotta be honest man, I absolutely did not see this shit coming. Like, the AV Club comment boards are pretty fucking dead these days - that I got 37 replies and that the first responders on the scene of my take pulled in dozens and hundreds of stars is legit shocking to me. Not to mention I apparently forgot that…

I 100% forgot the first rule of posting: never post. 

You’re fuckin weird, dude. 

Buddy, lay back off me, ok? You ain’t gotta stan for Marvel this hard - Disney is going to be fine.You wanna have a convo in our thread, that’s fine, but you start coming at me in other comments and I start to worry you are paying too much attention.

That’s cool, dude. I’m sure I’ll see it at some point, I’m just not excited like I was. 

Good point; my take isn’t gonna change anything, except, I guess get a couple other AV commenters a little wound up. I wasn’t trying to troll, and I’m sincerely glad you all still feel joy at the MCU movies. I’m just feeling ennui, that’s all.

Surely we can agree that the well will go dry, right?

You don’t gotta respond to my comment neither, man.