I know this is the coldest possible take, but I am extremely over the MCU. The build up to Endgame was great, masterful work, well done guys. Please go away now, I don’t want to watch any more superhero movies for a long time.

No worries, just razzing you. 

Is it also because liberals don’t know that apostrophes are not used to pluralize? 

Also probably helping him is his vast personal fortune, as wealth is strongly correlated with longevity. 

King Arthur was cool but I was not good at it.

Hostile Waters (Anteus Rising) always grabbed my eye when I saw the box in the game store. The green skull bas-relief was neat, and the title was just inscrutable enough to make me wonder about it. I bought it on GOG a few years ago and played it a bit, but got to a stealth mission and quit in frustration. I lurched…

Thank you! Look at this little thing. How is that going to have any impact on an armored knight? 

Jealousy is a disease, get well soon? 

2008 represents just the appearance of the most charismatic candidate the Democrats have had possibly ever. That’s not repeatable, or something we should count on. 3.5 million didn’t turn out in 2012 because Obama didn’t follow through on his promise (for a lot of reasons that weren’t entirely his fault, I don’t know…

Still at it? Surely if we put our heads together, we could come up with a more productive habit. Maybe smoking meth?

She would understand  - if only she spoke Hovitos!

This has never occurred to me to try, but I guess at 6'4" I’m not quite tall enough to pull it off. I envision this more as a move for actual tall people. 

Oh, that bit I understand. I know a longer haft means more leverage but it seems like the hammer would have to be pretty light to let you swing it around on the end of a pole. It just never seemed like it was going to be effective to me. 

This is what I’m saying. You’re real bad at trolling. Just bad. You could stop, and do something more useful with your life. 

I finally started watching Catastrophe and it’s making me laugh pretty hard. I can only watch so much at once because discomfort/embarrassment humor can be tough for me, but it’s really clever and sharp. One thing I really like is that Rob has moments both of being really sweet and wonderful, and also moments where…

I feel like MDWAP isn’t as good as it once was (season two is really the height in my mind), but it’s still very fun and silly, and obviously the plotting has become truly insane.

What was the one that had a tiny hammer and a spike, so you could do bludgeoning damage or piercing damage? I always wondered about the logistics of that hammer.

I hope to hell you’re good at the other half of your job. 

What’s it like to miss a joke so badly?

Did anyone mention to you yet that the photo on the right is Zaikina (iStock)?  Just thought you might want to know.