A dong by any other name would smell as sweet.

Mayo doesn’t belong on hot foods.

It’s on the god damn label! How hard is it to read a label?!

Shaky Sherpa over Steele Fortress is an upset I did not see coming, but I think Smurfit is a clear Cinderella who would make it to the Elite Eight if he didn’t have to go up against EDW right away. 

Final Four is Saturday. 

Put me in, coach! - Gordon. 

You think General Booty is beating Jizyah Shorts? Come on now. 

How are they razors, buttercup?

I think that was him trying to force his mouth to say the right word, and he couldn’t. 

CRITICAL UPDATE: Last night my wife brought home the Albanese
sherbet flavored gummi bears. They were pretty good! Thank you for the suggestion. 

Clip your cat’s nails. 

Not much, what’s up with you?

I don’t really love darkwave that much, but Perturbator has some good stuff. 

How does the theater smell after about 24 hours?

I came extremely close to spraying tea all over my desk. 

Oh, I misread Sharky’s last name! Laguana is MUCH better than Laguna.

The Sharky Laguna/Surreal Sparx matchup doesn’t do much for me, but everything else is incredible. 

He already told you to eat shit, Conant. 

Augh, corncobbed!

He was born in England.