Just aft sits Acura’s electronically-controlled four-speed automatic which—like the Michael Jackson song of the same name—was a smooth operator.

UGG being delayed is obviously a meta gameplay aspect of the game itself. They should have just released a video of the goose moving the game further down the delivery calendar. Also I just realized it’s only available for Switch and PC, so I guess I will just have to finally buy a Switch OH DARN. 

You’re such an inspiration for the ways
That I’ll never ever choose to be

“Would you like to feel like an old bag of shit” made me laugh until I thought about the fact that you were probably like 5 when that episode came out. Not cool, man. 

It happens to me too. Now I wait a few seconds for the page to finish loading whatever extra crap they stuck in it before I try to scroll; that’s stopped the jumping behavior. It’s a workaround, but it’s better than nothing. 

This is so insane to me. If he actually DID run as an independent, Dems would go out of their minds screaming that he was splitting the vote and handing another term to Trump. Why are you suggesting he do it?

I’m not sure that’s true; accounts have him alternately backing down when challenged or digging in his heels. His behavior isn’t consistent, so it’s a risk to contradict him.

They fucking shout “socialist” at corporate Dems, what could they possible yell at Bernie at this point?

*farts*

Reader, you married him? Did he get better about reading signals?

We both said I really love you

I’m feeling a lot of inertia with RDR2. When I only have 20 minutes to play, it’s a lot easier to boot up Yakuza Kiwami and get myself across town to the next story event than to ride my horse 20 miles away, getting distracted by trying to hunt a deer or pick herbs or get ambushed by a rival gang. It’s a game that…

Let me ask you something. Have you ever been poorer than you are now? For example, do you remember when it was a luxury to buy name brand food? And now do you buy whatever you want, because you’re doing well enough to not look at prices? That’s the situation here. This guy just made 40 times the median yearly salary…

In this dream scenario, am I a professional golfer accustomed to cutting my caddy 10% of my take? Did I just win 1.3 million dollars? Is my total winnings for a lifetime of professional golf $48 million? Yeah, I’m cutting that guy the check. 0.25% of my lifetime earnings is not a lot of money, my guy. 

Thanks for the work you do, Tim. 

I’ll admit to having not seen it because it seemed like it was going to be terrible. The reviews and audience response were enough to convince me I was correct.

Listing 0 withholdings is just loaning the government money interest free. My target is a return of less than a thousand dollars. 

With the massive success of The Happytime Murders, how could they not renew it?

I played Apex Legends for a few hours on Friday night. It’s not for me! Maybe if I had friends who wanted to play it, it would be more fun, but a pub squad game with unforgiving mechanics (your squad dies and the game is over, it depends on finding decent weapons) combined with my declining reflexes means I can’t…

I also watched Sorry to Bother You this weekend. The rap scene was extremely tough to watch. I did not understand the art performance (its inclusion in the film was just totally baffling to me). In general there were bits of the movie that I felt really showed that it was a first-time effort, but it is definitely a…