The old man’s still an artist with the Thompson.

Probably more readily than you, since they are, at a minimum, less disingenuously posturing and likely more intelligent and capable of understand nuance.  

The essay is about 250 words long. You could read it in under two minutes and see that he is not telling people not to worry, but instead not to despair.

These days, the safest way for someone to appear intelligent is being skeptical by default.

A little?! Glover was 41 (playing 50).

When a black account responds to a grey post, it un-greys the post. You don’t have to elevate a chump just for a mild dunk. 

When I clicked on this blog, I didn’t think I’d get to see two different guys get stomped.

Excellent header image choice. 

Thanks, I hate it! 

Saban hated Belichick, Hill is just kind of middling (not to mention he coached for 20 years before meeting Bill). I’ll give you Ferentz and O’Brien, though. Al Groh is pretty funny to list here, as he worked with Belichick for one year and started coaching while Bill was in high school.

Motherfucker is nearly a billionaire, why does he give a shit about owning the pizza chain? I will never understand the hyper-wealthy, even if I live to be one thousand years old. 

Do you understand what I’m trying to say, guy? This isn’t about whether the pots are safe to use, it’s about how long they stay under warranty. 

You saw the report on executive time? I would argue it’s accurate to say only that he lives there.

That makes sense, but I think the idea is that the warranty is only good for something like 5 years if you use salt, and it’s 10 if you don’t. If you think about how much use an industrial pot is going to see (especially pots for cooking pasta at the Olive Garden), it makes sense to me. Salt water is going to be…

Apparently not salting the water gives them a longer warranty on the pots. I’m sure the decision makes sense from a pure numbers perspective. 

Not to mention that stomach pump shit is just recycled from when it was about Rod Stewart. 

Seven in 10 independents and about 9 in 10 Democrats opposed an emergency declaration to build a wall. 

I ran through all of Season 1 of Crashing. I think Pete’s pretty funny in small doses, and the supporting players were solid, so I enjoyed it overall, but in some places it was way too cringe-inducing. I definitely like when he has small victories (even when they’re telegraphed).

I bullied my way through the end of…

No.