A+ to this blog for teaching me jumentous. 

You think? He’s got more money than he could ever spend and he’s going to keep making it on books he’s already written whether they get optioned or not. I have to think he might just enjoy seeing his books turned into films (if done well) and I can’t think he’s happy with the 90s miniseries.

I’m picturing your condiments being like a squeeze bottle of French’s yellow mustard, a squeeze bottle of Kraft barbecue sauce, and some Hidden Valley Ranch dressing.

Next you’ll be telling me that Red Lobster doesn’t have a dish that’s just American cheese melted over grilled shrimp. Scandalous! What’s the world coming to?! I went into a Pinkberry and asked for a slice of cheese on top of my froyo and they asked me to leave!

Eluvium, yay! 

Mazi Piri Piri. It’s handmade and expensive and the flavor is absolutely wonderful. 

Mazi Piri Piri. It’s handmade and expensive and the flavor is absolutely wonderful. 

It beggars belief, not disbelief. 

Yo, in the Star Wars radio drama it is explicit that R2-D2 MURDERS R4-D5 by tinkering with him. Not into this whitewashing of droid-on-droid crime. 

Iceman out here making us all look fat as hell. 

Food and drink as perks are extremely inexpensive. Soda is 50 cents a can, sparkling water is even cheaper. A snack size bag of Sun Chips is also 50 cents. Bananas are 20 cents. A catered lunch should run you $15/person. A 40 person office where every person drinks three drinks a day and eats two bags of chips a day ,…

I think it is far and away the thing in comedy that makes me happiest. 

I keep seeing The Undersea Kingdom in the kids’ section at my library and wondering about it. Now I can wonder no longer!  

I assumed this entire blog was merely a big Kluwe signal.

But...no one is rushing to Twitter. The letter writer is looking for advice on how to not offend their customers. Salty gave excellent and practical advice on how make less mistakes. What the heck are you complaining about?

Managed to put in just a little time in RDR2. It had been so long since I played that at first I couldn’t remember how to get on my horse. This situation is untenable; I must make more time for riding around and shooting rabbits with a bow. The camp needs me!

Oh, I’m not arguing he’s lost support, just that he hasn’t lost enough. The averaged poll results I saw(across CNN, 538, RCP, what have you) were between 37 and 41. I feel like 40 is a reasonable ballpark. Two out of every five people think he’s doing a GOOD JOB. Thus, we live in hell. 

I didn’t realize Steve Martin got “idea by” credit on Dogtooth. 

Look at Ms. Fancy Pants! She has sex in a bed!
Seriously though, as a very tall and moderately clumsy gentleman, the tiny houses make my skin itch. I could not even sleep alone in that loft bed, let alone entertain a guest. 

EXTREMELY REAL TALK.