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Yeah this was a weird, bad joke no one got.

Sorry, I was just making a dumb joke.

This entire article is clearly a thinly-veiled excuse to brag about being in a relationship.

I will never forget my sophomore Spanish teacher correcting a student who said ano instead of año with great fervor.  

So he was carrying around books that he wasn’t reading?

Neither Tron nor Tron Legacy is actually good. The first is weird enough conceptually that it overcomes its badness, and Tron Legacy is polished but not interesting. I enjoy them both but they are mediocre at best.

To wipe, I would hope. 

God look at Ewing staring daggers at Jordan. Also I’m looking at the guy over Jordan’s left shoulder and wondering who the fuck he is. What does it say about me that I recognize Mullin before poor Laettner?

Ah, yeah, that’s a tough spot. But I’m in farm country south of Quakertown and I’ve seen a huge improvement in selection in the last 5 years. Hang in there, civilization in the form of beer will be along. I guess it would a pretty long drive for you, but have you been to Link Beverages in Coopersburg? I hear good

Really? Where in our fine Commonwealth do you live? I’m in the suburbs north of Philly and I feel like NEIPA is almost a third of all IPAs on the shelves around me.

Hey old man, how can you stand to think that way?

God damn I wish they would let Alien die. The recycling of existing ideas sucks, but the new shit they come up with sucks more. It’s the SW prequels all over again. MAKE SOMETHING ELSE.

*Checks Ridley Scott’s IMDB page*

My condolences that you’ll never be able to forgive Tara and Brennan Myers for the death of your son.

Yeah, my kids are too young to have seen that movie when it came out and I feel like it fell out of the zeitgeist pretty quickly. I haven’t shown them any of the classic Muppet movies yet (aside from Christmas Carol) - I should see if they like them.

It’s funny, The End of the Tour is the work I most associate with him outside of maybe I Love You, Man. I guess that might say something about me, though, so moving on: how is Jason Segel allowed to buzz market a hot sauce subscription service? Boo to that, I say.

I wasn’t going to watch this, but I’m glad I did. 

An invisible bed, a freaky ghost bed!

That’s the Giants! And it’s a week before! I just watched it again last night! Why am I shouting!

This whole feature is basically a prank, you don’t want to push it. I imagine the tone in which Segel said “Oh, what a great question” was forced at best.

King of Podcasts Marc Maron