Make The Real Rocknrolla, dammit! Screw all this other crap!

I would say that Dead Rising is more likely to be on the list than Dead Island. It does a better job with the same sort of theme. 

Uh, wow. I feel grimier now knowing that game exists. 

I’ve found that when it comes to introducing my elderly father to new topics, it helps to trick him into believing he stumbled upon the idea without my help. So find a Cook’s Illustrated with an article about it and leave it open to that page in his house. He’ll be extolling the virtues of sausage pricking before you…

Respect to the Beaton.

I mean, who doesn’t do this? My dad taught me to do this with hot dogs when I was about six years old. 

Sour Patch Kids are objectively worse than Haribo Sour Gold-Bears. 

Buddy, don’t kid yourself, they still totally suck. It’s just they before they were all-world abysmal. 

Philly is used by non locals to invoke an idea.

THE BURGER LORD HAS SPOKEN! Let the BK Cheesesteak burger be cast into the sea!

[gestures vertically] made me unreasonably happy. 

Having just read the Wikipedia synopsis of Dear Zachary and then the article about the events, I can say with no uncertainty that I will never watch that.

The new internet rule is we only respond “nice” to the sex number if the thing actually IS nice. Like 69% of young people supporting single payer - nice. Megan Kelly getting $69 million - not nice.

Oh come on, how bad could they

I’m going to try again to play Abzu which I borrowed from the library. It’s not really a game yet and the incredibly slow pace made me want to give up and go play something with more immediate rewards. I’ve resisted learning anything about the game so I can be surprised by it. 

The headline is “Bucks Owner Wes Edens Is Being Subpoenaed In The Wall Street Sex Dungeon Lawsuit.” What about that implies anything? I do like the idea that a lawyer would attempt to sue for libel based on a picture of two faces. 

NBC reports the spiders were black widows.

Sheridan’s really only got one gear, huh? I really liked Hell or High Water, and Sicario is stunning, but he seems to have run out of new things to talk about in a hurry. 

Just watch Perfect Sense and get it all over with in one go!