Details aside, the idea that the FIRST reaction these women had was self-doubt, trying to figure out what THEY did wrong, or what THEY did to deserve this is the entire sad proof of the entrenched nature of the 'rape culture'. The culture exists, and strengthens, based on that cornerstone requirement: the victims…

Torre speaks to an essential truth of so many conditions that I've run across in my career—a flawed belief that they aren't 'normal', or 'okay', and that they're the only ones who feel or think that way. It's frustrating, because it's so heartbreaking. The key is to get them to open up in the first place, so that…

I used to really love me some Jell-O, but I could never make it without that gross, unedible layer of.....crust, maybe? That chewy part, which should never be associated with a rubbery concoction such as this. So I treated it much like I treat most of my interpersonal relationships—I got rid of the entire fucking…

So, all of these people are, essentially, paying for murder, then. Got it.

Notre Dame seems like a school that rides a magic carpet of history, glossed up with a thin film of memory. Sure, they were once a shining example of good, midwestern values paired with strong young men, with hearts and minds of pure strength and values and strength!

That mullet is so majestic, Cochran doesn't wear it. The Mullet wears Cochran.

Sadly, this is one of his better, easier-to-comprehend tweets.

it's absolutely the kinja thing. up until like last week, every fucking POS comment got posted immediately to the world. Back in the good old days, you had to EARN your way into unmoderated comments by posting throughtful, nondickish comments. One would think that this would cause the filtering to skew, and sometimes…

You....you assholes aren't even trying anymore, are you?

I want a reality show called "Bill Bidwill Eats Every Single Dick" following Bill Bidwill's travels around the world in a dick-eating quest.

Brian "Bookmark" Hoyer, everybody!!

"Erick Figueroa is 13!"

Actually, this makes a LOT of sense. Among those who commit crimes, the idea of 'consequences' are something vague, undefined, and only 'possible', not inevitable. Harnessing the power of the beloved social/peer group, in the moment; continuing to express thoughts that are there to build empathy, to continue to…

Tattoo jokes aren't funny anymore, but then again, none of the commenters on Deadspin are funny, so I'm not sure what I was expecting.

Lorenzen is the only guy in the world who could make a guy either 6'5"/350 or 6'7"/375 look small.

"Jesus Christ! That bastard can't keep ANYTHING a secret!"—Bill Belichick

I've been in the middle of an existential crisis for almost 15 years now (I finally got wise to the idea that it probably wasn't just a 'phase', or a 'developmental stage'), and I just didn't think ennui was supposed to be so overwhelmingly fucking irritating.

Extremely well said. Thanks for sharing your insights. I also thought of his part in The Fisher King when he passed - I think that role seemed to almost be the opposite of his role in Garp.

New Eagles QB Mark Sanchez wears a specialized bracelet, as well, only his beeps when he ventures within 500 yards of a high school.

Jason Statham is none of those things. Homefront was a solid meat-and-potatoes action movie. Neither is Terry Crews.