Lorenzen is the only guy in the world who could make a guy either 6'5"/350 or 6'7"/375 look small.

"Great signing! He's got that 'one big attribute' thing goin' on! That always works out great!"—Sam Graddy

I'm sorry, miss, but Barbie could, in some form or fashion, be considered "pretty" or "attractive".

"Jesus Christ! That bastard can't keep ANYTHING a secret!"—Bill Belichick

I've been in the middle of an existential crisis for almost 15 years now (I finally got wise to the idea that it probably wasn't just a 'phase', or a 'developmental stage'), and I just didn't think ennui was supposed to be so overwhelmingly fucking irritating.

Good point. I think there's a very real reason why so many people are mentioning his role in The Fisher King. He was able to portray that character in a way that so many people found so convincing. Who knows? Maybe he found something inside himself that got him to that place.

It's a valid, thoughtful question. I, of course, never knew him, and just like every other person who saw him perform, I never saw him in any sincerely private moments. I also hesitate to do any sort of 'armchair diagnosis', but perhaps Williams was someone able to combine a remarkable talent, a gift bestowed by…

You're right. I was a bit short-sighted, and I apologize. Will it help if I add:

"What the hell happened to her?"—Bill Parcells

So, this whole movie/franchise is made of :

I suppose it's better than nothing, for Raj and The Gang to consider the possibility that they need some sort of tougher policies in place (Greg Hardy trembles at the thought). I just wish he'd have the cajones to come out and say something along the lines of "We blew it. We underestimated how seriously people took…

Where are the right-wing asshats who bray all day and night about Obammy and his LIBRULL MUZZLEM PUSSY FRIENDS coming to take all the civil liberties of gun-totin faux-badasses? If we want to know what a police state REALLY looks like, it's unfolding right in front of our eyes.

"Because black folks like football, right? And they like to (air quotes) 'keep it real', you know!"—Hannity fans

ESPN Management's Story Importance Ranking Tree:

Jesus. Colman has all of the happiness and giddiness of a lobotomy victim. I've seen more joy at the beginning of a day-long seminar on day program policies and procedures.

Not only that, but there are entire, well-populated communities where they're celebrated as some sort of perverse, maladjusted gods, which boggles me even more. I guarantee, somewhere, the trolls who posted this nastiness are being starred, or recommended, or high-fived, or stroked, or whatever gross symbol of…

"I meant your name. So I know THAT'S real. But right now, I got a hottie to chase."—West

mic, dropped. There it is, on the ground. Dropped.

Exactly! And I guess these smooth-brained morons have always existed, but it's just that we had to really look for them back before the age of instant access to anything and everything. Now? Shit...finding them is as easy as falling off a log (see?? Proof of "Oldness"—the use of an old phrase).

It's official—I'm an Old. Notwithstanding the fact that I am, in fact, over 40, I don't fucking understand the idea of pointlessly posting disturbing, hateful, violent, vile, degrading sickness in response to something somebody put genuine thought into. In short, I don't get 'trolling', and by that, I mean that I…