As a Pirates fan who watched the team dump Morneau in favor of the Davis/Sanchez platoon, only to watch him have a very nice, productive season for the Rockies, I wholeheartedly support the idea that Davis was supported based on something OTHER than his ability to hit baseballs effectively. Great guy, bad hitter.

FOUR hours?! What the fuck is the point of that?? If you're able to finish lunch, and tell someone "Yeah, we'll get some dinner, right after I finish with my sentence", the whole point of the exercise is lost.

Shoot! I AM just like him! Sure, I mean, I don't have quite the talent, looks, voice, class, charm, or wit, but other than those....JUST LIKE HIM!

I think the only prequel/current/sequel franchise I'm intimately tied to is Star Wars, so it's the only one I can speak to with any real conviction. For just me, the thing is is that the first film literally reworked an entire way of thinking—about the science fiction topic, about moviemaking, about damn near…

I got to the Parenting Party later, when I was 35, and when my daughter was born, I sincerely wanted to be a SAHD, but since my ex had maternity leave, it was decided to just go with that. As my daughter has grown older, and as my ex and I split custody (week on, week off), I've managed to keep my current postion…

The abacus!

"Over time, people would reveal their hidden personality traits, by literally picking the "faces" of those traits."

Lee was asked, "But if you like the underdog so much, why not fall in love with the Pirates?", before he responded, "Fuck those losers. Charlie Brown thinks it's depressing to like those guys."

Boesch was just trying out a new way to get fans autographed bats.

Cunningham looked damn good in that uni.

Eh, you'll get it next time. I'm usually the one that's about 13 HOURS late!

Well, he does look like almost every beer-league softball pitcher....

Fifty Shades of Groot?

Pretty fuckin' unfair how The 'Batch has Bogarted all the talent and coolness, the way he has.

I've actually been positing on this sort of thing for awhile now—the fact that the internet, with all the ability to connect people around the world, has actually had more impact on separating and segregating people through the user being able to access only information that they want to. There's very little…

And so, with the seemingly-innocuous (except for the building) explosion, the Nogapocalypse began.

"Dude, don't believe a word my brother says. He's been hung up ever since Jones forced Landry out."—Jesus

Assistant band director for 10 years, then became the boss, and they STILL have problems? Apparently Waters works at a pace that makes 'glacial' look like Bolt.

Almost exactly what was happening in that gross Jerry Jones pic! Except it was just her face. And was much more disgusting than this. And disturbing.

Definitely DNB, but it has to be pronounced almost exactly as you typed, but even, uh, rollier—dickNballs.