"Palmer, who married Rice after the incident, went on to apologize for her role in getting punched out."

The Lionel Hutz Online School of Lawyering?

"Haha! Because rape is fuckin' funny! I don't mean, like, Anchorman funny, but just funny. Know how I know? Because my daddy said so! He's, like, the funniest dude I know! But seriously, dudes, stop with the rape stuff. Pops said for me to tell you guys that."—Arya Toufanian

"Wonder what he REALLY does think. I'd like to ask him, but I'm afraid of rejection. I bet we'd be good friends if we just got to know each other. God, I'd take a bullet for him. I'd do his jail time. I wonder if he thinks about me. He's so cool. People say I should stop this sort of stuff, ever since that…

I liked Alex English. After the movie, I found I liked him better as a basketball player.

On the Brewers? Dunno.

And if you had actual talent, Kirk, you'd actaully be worth listening to. So it's a wash.

"Fuck, I'm jealous! Dude's done it on nothing but actual talent!"—Ryan Braun

Kevin Durant and Justin Bieber star in the hilarious Adam Sandler remake of "Amazing Grace and Chuck"! Christmas, '15!

So, it's "Another Generic Woody Allen Movie" again? How (un)original!

To say they worked with him, maybe? Even though it's about 20 years past when that actually meant anything.

"God, I love baseball"—Jack White

That's an awful disease. I wish him and his family well.

Despite the idea that LeBron is a commodity manufactured by Nike, the fact that he's managed his continuous stardom since he was in high school this well speaks to how smart he must actually be.

You mean to tell me (I didn't have the stomach to watch, well, ANY of it) that something was said that made Bayless look like the more-reasonable half?

Suffice to say, Modern Gender Studies is probably NOT on Clint's upcoming class schedule.

I can see the inherent difficulties making a career out of working for an entity that exists solely for the purposes of getting pageviews, so they can then turn around and claim how popular they are because they got 'x' amount of pageviews, and then sell the entity to a large, but outdated, powerhouse, because the…

"Jesus, that is so hot..."—Sabean, during Yankee's Old Timers Day celebrations

"And just what the hell is all this?"—Dave Kingman

"You had me at 'Advisor'"—Casey Close