"Hall of Fame pitcher Greg Maddux used to mosey up to rookies in the shower, engage them in conversation and, while pretending to listen to them talk, secretly pee down their legs."

We are all witnesses.....to the rediscovery that, hey, Cleveland has a basketball team!

Dammit! Fuck all, Kiszla! You can't write a take this hot without warning, or providing some complimentary sunglasses at least! The take was so hot, my eyes are damaged! IT BURNED MY FUCKING RETINAS OUT, FOR CHRISSAKES!

Shit! I know EXACTLY what they're getting at! I definitely love it when I get my rocket grappled in close to the Harmony node, only to have it burn up on reentry.......but maybe I just don't get this whole 'sex' thing.

So he would be a lot like that guy I had in Baseball Stars 2? The shortstop with the maxed speed? I'd bunt with him every time, automatic hit, and since the CPU didn't understand the concept of throwing to the NEXT base and holding the ball, I'd end up with an inside the park homer on a bunt every single time. Oh,…

"Women have ALL the best pussies to crush, but that's about it, bros, right? High five? FUCK YEAH! #crushthatpussy #worldlax #broshighfivin"

When will we get the leaked audio of Bale reaming the hell out of that camel for being so unprofessional?

Nike views LeBron not as a basketball player, but as a shoe model.

"The man in golf cart inside LeBron James complex says he does not know when decision will come"

Curses!! Fine then! I'll install a "Suggestion Box: Who Do You Suggest Is the REAL Leader?", and tally the votes!

I mean, I can see it in the context of the Oven....

"You gots yourself a real nice place here, Tawny. Be a fuckin' shame if somethin' should happen to it.....pick the Heat, and nothin' will. Think of it like, I dunno, your own personal Zoo Insurance. We'll be watchin', Tawny....do like that old knight-lookin' dude did in that Illinois Jones movie—pick greatly, or…

"Because he's the hero the Nets deserve, but not the one they need right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A BrooklynKnight."

haha! See, it's funny because nobody who thinks it was funny was actually there, watching a 16 year old get raped!

'"I love baseball, football, all sports,' Masters himself told LIFE magazine in 1966..."

If Bravo is looking to expand the "Real Housewives" series to Boston, they've already got the group of cast members, right there in the clubhouse.

I can do a pretty good 'evil laugh'. Can I be an XO/VP/Alternate Evil Leader? What if I promise to wait at least 10 minutes before trying to off you and install myself as the leader? 15? Okay, 20 minutes, but that's it.

I would not put it past the Brits to build one badass, thrilling-to-fly beast.

It really does seem to be the sort of thing that intelligent, thoughtful people tend to avoid, doesn't it? I guess because deep thought about topics and a consistent moral compass aren't the sort of things that lend themselves to sound bites and campaign ads.

So......"Horny Creep Watches Sports, Gets Paid To Ogle", then?