Yeah, I know, and as an old lefty, I approve of that. Fuck 'em.

I had "pine mouth" once! But it was when I tried to eat a pine cone, and the doctor called it a "dumbass move that no 41 year old should be trying", so let's just call it a difference of opinion....

Or, you know, they could cut the ties between themselves and divisive, hate-based Tea Party types, or they could work to stop appearing so corporate-friendly, or they could try and stop being so fucking white and dismissive of minorities, but whatever.

"...with which you furiously masturbate to Prince Fielder while telling yourself you're just admiring his athleticism."

Well, hell! If you can't do the time, don't do the cr......oh, wait, nevermind.....

Well, yeah, but like everybody knows...once you get a little older, you lose a little of the magic in your 'sceptre', if ya know what I mean....

These aren't real? Ah, nuts.

Having this bird poop on your head would've been a lethal proposition.....

Annabelle! The doll for adults who hate children!

Harry, going online, looking for Mexican pharmacies where he can get Cialis for practically nothing, and without a prescription.....

"Impressive effort, but it obviously still needs work."—the International Olympics Committee

"Dammit, see, THIS is what I was looking for! Really! I'm not kidding, dammit!"—Joel Schumacher

11) The National Security Agen.....oh, sorry.

Put it in the hands of somebody besides Bay, and consider me sold!

"gheskc,"—@pgammo

Gilbert's letter was replaced on the website with a note that said "P.S. Jk, LeBron! Totes luv ya! Danny"

I used to think the same thing about those stupid Precious Moments figurines!! I was oddly fascinated, in a dark, I-hate-myself sort of way

This sounds like the "Killing Pablo" film that Bale was supposed to star in; the one that was "in development" for what seemed like a quarter century or so....

"The God of Tits and Wine."—I would buy this wine, and would enjoy it to a point not seen since the heady, hungover days of MD 20/20 and Boone's Farm.

That's too bad. Queen would've been a great addition to the story.