I noted that in a later reply. Hell, who knows??

Don Cherry, 21st century Canadian pimp!

"Yeah, but dudes today play with pants where you can't see the stockings! It's, like, a LOT cooler!"—fans with no sense of history

Springsteen is gifted; Chuck Berry is revolutionary

No, guys, I'm afraid you got it wrong—Walsh didn't recognize you because you're anonymous, unimportant, minor douchebags who aren't worth remembering, and your behavior pretty much proves that claim.

Perhaps he means something along the lines of "he could throw that football past an onrushing outside linebacker who was blitzing as part of a jailbreak, all out blitz!"? Not as catchy or lyrical, of course....

It's so nightmarishly lame and unathletic, it could be argued that it was some vague drug-use innuendo (a "speedball"), but something about 'fondly reminiscing about the days of yore' speaks to doughy, hacky sportswriters, I suppose....

Is it because he wrote that one song about the guy in the bar, who "could throw that speedball by you"? That's a sports reference, even if it's a pathetic sort of reference! That's a lot more manly than, say, that whole "Sailing" song, which is why sportswriters aren't that big of fans of Christopher Cross, I guess.…

"TL; DR"—many internet commenters

"It'll be an INVASION OF FUN at this year's Marcin Gortat Basketball Camp!!"

"...especially as the flopsweating Pittsburgh Pirates seem to have been willing to discuss a variety of pretty good prospects."

Look, I'm no Gramatica of Grammar here, but "right in the pussy" seems like an unnecessary amount of detail that should've been lost in editing. I mean, there's the vagina, the mouth, and the back door (armpit = distant fourth), and the de facto use is usually assumed to be in the vagina. "Right in the mouth" is…

Chen and Ventura, the 'small market' of strip club patrons!

Amazing. It's one of the first things I've ever seen that makes eating sound like a horrific fucking chore.

Thank God. Now I can relax and enjoy the games!

Oh wait....here's a review that wasn't included in the list of examples:

Best use of a knight's helmet since "Knighty Knight Bugs"!

"Fuck you, Springsteen!"—J. Chestnut

It's cute! Especially since they probably pay less on their insurance than I do!

I'm not sure he understands the concept of "pants"....