Look, I'm no Gramatica of Grammar here, but "right in the pussy" seems like an unnecessary amount of detail that should've been lost in editing. I mean, there's the vagina, the mouth, and the back door (armpit = distant fourth), and the de facto use is usually assumed to be in the vagina. "Right in the mouth" is…

Chen and Ventura, the 'small market' of strip club patrons!

Exactly!! And to make things worse, I read recently that Netflix is cutting way back on their foreign language selections (because 'words on screen' = 'hard' for many folks, I guess), and when the foreign selections are cut back to the foreign equivalent of "Saw IX", I really will be don

Wait...that wasn't I Am Hitchend?

I know that people would snarkily reply, "Well, you don't HAVE to get it, you know", but my response runs along the line of this—if, in this giant hypothetical city we all live in, "Golden Corral" dominated the restaurant biz, and the other options were expensive, specialty places that dented the budget, should we all…

I would imagine that if worse came to worse, allowances would be made, yeah. If we got our asses handed to us, they'd take anybody who was 'fit' enough to pull a trigger.

"Give us a few years, and we'll have your problem solved."—Boston Dynamics researchers

I'll echo those sentiments. Netflix streaming is the Golden Corral of movie options—a near-endless line of crap that most people would never pay to see, but since they're there, you might as well partake of something. I had high hopes for that Max innovation, but after I used it several times, and had Max suggest…

Wil Smith's Daddy 'N Me Summer Project? True....very true....

"...it's hard to see how it's immoral for people outside the U.S. government to ask them."

Awesome. So I lose "Chinatown", but I gain "Melissa and Joey", and all three of the original "Karate Kid" movies?

Amazing. It's one of the first things I've ever seen that makes eating sound like a horrific fucking chore.

That's an excellent point. I guess a possible counterpoint might be the idea that the child might not have a conscious awareness that he or she is feeling anything. Perhaps the article is geared more towards humans who are cognitively developed enough to be able to identify when they are feeling SOMEthing?

Good question, though I'm more comfortable with Kirk Van Houten's immortal question, "Can I Borrow A Feeling?"

I live in Louisiana. I'd be quite happy with roads that WON'T destroy my car's suspension. All of this would just be a bonus.

12. Any item on Taco Bell's breakfast menu.

Why didn't they just call it "Transformers 4: Bay Cashes A Paycheck"? I mean, besides the blunt honesty of such a title.....

Thank God. Now I can relax and enjoy the games!

Oh wait....here's a review that wasn't included in the list of examples:

Best use of a knight's helmet since "Knighty Knight Bugs"!