"Fuck you, Springsteen!"—J. Chestnut

It's cute! Especially since they probably pay less on their insurance than I do!

I'm not sure he understands the concept of "pants"....

Sounds like a case for Operation Ranch Hand II. Of course, you'd have to deal with the messy fallout of all those horrific birth defects, lifelong health problems for many of those handling or dealing with it, and the wholesale destruction of any living vegetation it touches, but, eh, those risks didn't stop us the…

What the hell IS wrong with keeping her original name? Every other character keeps theirs, so why not her?

Well, hell, let's not stop there! I mean, just in the MST's first season on Comedy Central, there was "The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy", "Robot Monster", and "Robot Holocaust". All three of those are better than Transformers, even withOUT the genius of Joel and the 'bots.

"Jesus...here it comes again. When will this END?!?"

"God, if there was just a way I could show him how much I love him...how much playing with him means to me....sharing this moment......I know!"

"....creating the greatest moment in Marlins history."

Jesus, guys, come on! I see you got left at the station when the Evolution Train pulled out. This shit is so blindingly rock-stupid, your own greasy hand would reject you. Why the hell would you think it would be anything remotely approximating 'clever'?

"He mentioned us!! That is SOOO freakin' cool! You know, I bet if we met, Barrett would like me. I bet we could hang out together, play football, talk about things....man, that would be so cool.....I bet we'd be best friends!"—Dan Snyder

I'm anxiously awaiting a book and/or movie that deals with the grey goo. Of course, there wouldn't be much to it—basically "They replicated to the point where humanity died. The End.", but still...

Now, see, as a young Riddler, I think he'd be awesome. Of course, he'd have to open up a bit, play a bit crazier and more manic....

So do I. Neither one of us SHOULD be him, though.

A list truly deserving of a spot on Bleacher Report!!

This isn't THAT big a deal. I mean, we all know the effort Coppola took to accomodate Brando's weight in Apocalypse Now, and that was in 1979. Surely they can do something with this....

Perfect landing spot for 'Melo? OKC. Westbrook is the PERFECT PG for him!

Stunning...amazing...incredible....and yet I still feel the urge to cross my legs and yank on my collar while I make random vocalizations indicating my discomfort....

I have no idea what this has to do with this research, which may prove to be a remarkable medical breakthrough, but, well, okay......No, I mean, I'm really happy for her, and I'm glad to see that she's done so well after such a trying seven months, but I just don't get the connection. Anyway, please give her my best,…

I find it hilarious, in a deeply-disturbing way, that we are aggressively proud and protective of the right to be as dumb as a bag of doorknobs. I mean, okay, so higher education isn't right for everybody, but that used to be a distinction made regarding actual "ability", not "pride".