And definitely not Louisiana because stupid.

(rubs temples).....and why exactly is it that this view is so horrific and terrible that we simply can't utilize it here?

The geologic timescale one isn't very surprising. After all, there's people who really believe the Earth is only several thousand years old.

So much sound and fury, signifying nothing....like dropping an unplugged mic in an empty auditorium.

Well, the bad news is that we've cheapened the college bowl season even further, with EPSN partnering with a sleazy type who got rich off people's weird fascination with tradable, digital numbers. The good news is, ah..............see, the good news is.......well, it's............it's................something…

I'd like to vote for Lucroy, but I want to know his foreign policy stance before I do.

Not really, no. That wasn't anything near what I was going for. But thanks for the response.

This isn't nearly as good as "Man Getting Hit by Football".

Exactly....Dammit, I KNEW I shouldn't read this story while I was slicing an onion while my allergies were acting up.

This is just terrible news! For, you see, I enjoy the idea of the original idea of a surprisingly entertaining movie being wrung out so often that the connection to the original idea is something that exists solely in whispered upban legends or in the fevered imaginations of any typical 13 year old. Saw, Friday the…

"Most of that mucus trickles down your throat, and you don't even notice it."

Dear Wyoming,

Good God, this shit is fascinating. I know not all of the images are of human 'subjects', but I just want to reiterate my opinion that the human body is a disgusting, warm bag of moist meat. Okay, so, carry on.....

(excited) She Blinded M.....(reads "scientific sense")........e With............nevermind

Before I read the article, I'm going to guess because it's the BEST FUCKING PARTY TRICK EVER??

Gwynn is the example of what happens when you combine the natural talent with the drive to always be improving. He has the extra cognitive component that separates the Peyton Manning's from the Jamarcus Russell's.

Tony Gwynn was my generation's Joe DiMaggio, and now he's dead. Shit, that hurts....

"I wasn't watching that! I swear! I don't know how that got on there! I was hacked!"—Smokey

Holy shit. It feels like a part of my childhood just died.....R.I.P. Tony. You will be missed.

That's just pretty damn cute, seeing that. It's so genuine, it would be easy to not recognize them as the kids who have an NBA Hall of Famer for a dad. Their father could be anybody, in other words.....like a burnout case......who really tries hard to make it through each week............who feels the hurt, but…