Looks like the security guard was taking a decade's worth of frustration out on the guy—"Too small to play, eh? We'll just fucking see about that, Coach..."

This is kind of like one of those deals where when your attention is brought to something, you start noticing it everywhere, right? Or where you have one of those "Which do yo see? Marilyn Monroe or Einstein's nose" or whatever games, and when you see the second one, you can never see the first again or something?

"When will the people of the near east realize that soccer is just a crusader plot to make Arabs appear weak?"

The reduction of a system of behaviors/thoughts/emotions as so unbelievably complex and nuanced as human sexuality into an 'either/or' arrangement does seem ludicrous. There would, in fact, seem to be some sort of genetic component that would lead a person to like certain things more than others (genders, body types,…

As bad as it is, put it on xvideo under the 'amateur' tag, and somebody will be spankin' to it within 3 minutes.

I beat Contra, but only because of the code. Now Bases Loaded, however, was a different fucking story altogether. HATED that damn game...you could be up by a dozen runs, going into the 8th inning. CPS would then go all '27 Yankees on my ass and never make an out. I also played Conflict, too, which was badass for…

Having resolved themselves to the idea that the scarecrows just weren't working anymore, the Greenjean family decided that it was time to try a new strategy. Sure, the local townsfolk had seen what he was trying to do, had dealt with the rotting, putrid carcasses of Mr. Greenjean's failures, and they had expressed…

Again, I ask, why play with the sharpest knife in the drawer?? If you want to learn about new, better, more efficient ways of responding to viral outbreaks, STUDY THE DAMN COLD VIRUS!! It's just as persistent, easily transmitted, and hard to quickly react to as the Spanish flu pathogen, but withOUT all that 'nasty,…

Well, all freaking right!! I don't fly frequently (at the risk of sounding like a cheap The Most Interesting Man In The World knockoff), but I enjoyed it when I did. Guess I don't have to worry about THAT anymore! Now I'll just add it to my fear of bridges and I'll be set!!

that's the first thing I look to change on ANYthing that has any flying in it. What sort of fun is it to take a Spitfire into combat using dumbass arcade controls??

He isn't? Damn....

Interesting....it's a good lesson for other cities to learn, because I'm not sure there's ever been a case quite like this, where a city this large had to almost completely rebuild itself. I guess that would be the problem, wouldn't it? Getting people to agree on the long-term goals? I don't guess Omni Consumer…

My daughter is almost 9 years old, precocious and intelligent and so very, very innocent. Sometimes, though it breaks my heart, she has to deal with frustrating or hurtful things in life. At those times, she looks at me with her precocious, intelligent, very very innocent eyes sometimes, and she says "That's not…

"We humbly offer our ultra-sensitive overall dickishness to our High Priest Of The Unwritten Rules, St. McCann of the Neo York!"—chant heard in Braves locker-room.

That is a spin I hadn't considered, of course, though I figured Detroit was a rather large city. Please execuse my assumption, but I'm assuming you either are from there, or are still there? If so, how WOULD the city actually deal with these husks of buildings and create living space if in fact people did want to…

Well, that makes sense, yeah. And anyway, it's not like the popular vote decides anything here, anyway. That shadowy, conspiratorial, New World Order-ish "Electrician's College" decides everything. (two fingers crossed that the quotes is correctly interpreted as a "joke". The 'funniness' of said joke is of…

It really was pretty good. Urban was a good choice to play him. I'd definitely see a sequel; maybe it'll be set in the Cursed Earth.

Yeah, that was good, too. As was "Emancipate THIS!".

Damn. If it was in Italy, I can imagine they'd do something that would make Mario and Luigi look culturally enlightened.

You got THAT right. At the rate we're going, the organizers behind the Salem Witch Trials will look like forward-thinking logicians in about 15 years.