Well, I'm from Louisiana, and I can pretty honestly say that he wasn't too far off about any of it. This place is like having a large penis-shaped birthmark on your cheek—not very harmful, but impossible to miss and always embarrassing.

Meanwhile, a bottle of water sits in the corner, looking expectantly out at the dance floor, just KNOWING it could make someone happy if they would only ask....

You most certainly are NOT, my good man! We should, like, form a club or something!!

This is exactly what his girlfriends said before Green got married...

"Yeah....a human PUSSY!"—idiots

Astounding story, and it gives a beautiful twist to such a horrific event.

It's pretty much reached the point where it would be more shocking for an athlete to come out of a large athletic program...errr, college....and say "I actually went to all of my classes I could get to, and really tried my best."

"My willing weiner" sounds like Victorian era porn.

Not shown: McCann berating Teixeira off-camera for not acting like he's done this before.

"I was employed by the Patriots, and I say shit all the time! How come nobody says anything about that?!"—Robert Edwards

I'm not sure there's ANY professional sports league that is capable of handling serious mental illness of any sort. The stakes are too high, the money too overwhelming, the number of positions available far too small for the number of athletes willing to do anything to find and keep one....a player is going to have…

Okay, Dubai. Now you're just showing off....

Potter: "Look, Aguero! It says it right there in the contract—Section 6a: 'Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.'!"

The kids' programming is nice, and yeah, I do fondly remember the days when I was DVD-by-mail....Amazon's biggest hitch for me is that the rental prices are, frankly, ridiculous ($5 each??), and some older or more obscure movies, you can't rent at all (purchase only).

I sincerely appreciate the input of you former goalies, because you know a boatload more about it than I ever will (all I know is that I consider it the hardest position to play in sports), and when I went back to watch it again, I can see the point exactly. It was just an example of a guy seizing the moment when it…

Exactly! Though I guess I might not have been clear in my HOC example. What I meant was that the algorithms must be either fairly lazy or grossly inaccurate if they can make such a close connection between HOC and Bob's Burgers. And you're also exactly right about the great foreign movies, and I should at least…

Absolutely, it does! I find it weird that Amazon can give me streaming choices that are remarkably close to current, or quite rare and hard to find, while Netflix hardly lifts a procurement finger and gives me Knight Rider reruns or crap like "Quarantine 3, Playing Hooky". It's like they aren't even trying anymore

As a southerner with only the most basic understanding of the rules and strategies/tactics of hockey (love the sport, and hopefully, one day, I'll have a better understanding), I can't speak about the details with regards to what happened on the play. I will offer the idea that Lundqvist looks like he fucking fell…

Man, am I ever glad to see this is going to be an ongoing series, because I'm about sick and fucking tired of Netflix giving me loads of crap, while sending me an email saying the price is going up. Max is a joke, as it basically gives me suggestions that are already in my list, the "Popular on Facebook" list is…

When Scully does eventually perish from this Earth, baseball will be forever changed.