Well, I'm from Louisiana, and I can pretty honestly say that he wasn't too far off about any of it. This place is like having a large penis-shaped birthmark on your cheek—not very harmful, but impossible to miss and always embarrassing.

I'm not sure they can make anything animated without Hamill, DiMaggio or Brown, can they? It's, like, contractually obligated to hire at least one of them?

Excellent points. At first, I was dismayed to see Eisenberg cast, then I saw him in some of his more recent movies and thought "okay, so maybe he's growing up and ditching the 'neurotic, awkward post-teen' that he's been playing for years", and now that I see that LexCorp is being turned into a fuckin' startup, I'm…

Easily one of the best lines in movie history....

WW2 was a great example of the interconnectedness of 'world' war—Had the Brits not won the Battle of Britain, we would've had no base from which to lauch the D-Day invasion, or the 17s and 24s dropping bombs on German industry. Had the Russians not spent 4 years bleeding Germany white, the Atlantic Wall would've been…

Meanwhile, a bottle of water sits in the corner, looking expectantly out at the dance floor, just KNOWING it could make someone happy if they would only ask....

You most certainly are NOT, my good man! We should, like, form a club or something!!

Genre shaming is what people do when they see people actually ENJOYING something. Oh, and as for the "shaming certain genres" thing? The genres that are considered less-likely to fight back with real menace are the ones that are shamed. It's the central tenet of bullying, just with literature....

Without watching the documentary, I know why I laugh:

Is it a...........rock lobster?

This is exactly what his girlfriends said before Green got married...

"Yeah....a human PUSSY!"—idiots

Astounding story, and it gives a beautiful twist to such a horrific event.

It's pretty much reached the point where it would be more shocking for an athlete to come out of a large athletic program...errr, college....and say "I actually went to all of my classes I could get to, and really tried my best."

Weird....it's like no matter where you go, the planetary system follows you....

Yes....YES! It's for.......breast exams! Because I'm a doctory-type person in medicine school!

Dayum! Now if only Netflix could channel some of that "we're so snarky!" effort into procuring a selection of watchable content, that'd be perfect!

It's definitely not you....not quite sure what look they were going for, but "frazzled street person" doesn't really serve well as an ad model

"My willing weiner" sounds like Victorian era porn.

Not shown: McCann berating Teixeira off-camera for not acting like he's done this before.